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Jimmy Fallon shares jokes about presidents making big choices. One quote shows Obama planning a trip to Kenya, another has Biden unsure about a future run, and a third jokes about a record‑breaking Twitter surge. The humor also touches on campaign promises and odd personal stories like fish‑sliming in Alaska.

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During a recent interview, President Obama revealed that his favorite movie this year was 'Boyhood.' It makes sense. If there's one thing…

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President Obama awarded a National Medal of Arts to author Stephen King. You know, because if there's anyone who can relate to…

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President Obama said that if he could have any superpower, he'd want the ability to speak any language. That's so everyone in…

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President Obama just made his first presidential trip to the state of Utah. Obama spent his time in Utah just like you'd…

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Over the weekend it came out that the U.S. has been listening in on German Chancellor Angela Merkel's cellphone since 2002. At…

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A new poll found that almost 70 percent of voters say that whoever our next president is, they must have political experience.…

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During a speech on Sunday, President Obama said to the crowd, 'We've got to vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote.' This went…

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There are reports that President Obama and his family may move to New York City after his term is over. Unfortunately, the…

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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg apparently called President Obama directly to complain about NSA and how it spies on ordinary Americans. That's right,…

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Rachel Dolezal stepped down from her position as president of an NAACP chapter after it was revealed that she was a white…

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President Obama said that over 40 countries have offered to help the U.S. fight ISIS. Of course they said it the same…

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They're making a movie about Barack and Michelle Obama's first date, called 'Southside With You,' and the producers say they've already cast…

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Donald Trump's not backing down. Yesterday he said he doesn't need to be lectured by the other Republican candidates, who he says…

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Yesterday President Obama traveled to Jamaica, where he will meet with students and Caribbean leaders. Jamaica's such a beautiful place, Obama says…

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It was the 60th anniversary of 'Face the Nation.' During his interview, President Obama said, 'Our country doesn't fear the future. We…

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Jeb Bush's brother Neil said that their mother has 'come around' to the idea of Jeb running for president in 2016. Because…

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President Obama had beer with four unemployed construction workers. And Obama asked the guys what was it like to lose their jobs,…

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During a recent press conference, former President Jimmy Carter said he could never run for president today because he doesn't have a…

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The White House announced that President Obama will attend a summit in Kenya this July. When asked if he's ever been to…

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Ted Cruz raised over a million dollars after announcing that he's running for president. Which is why today RadioShack announced that it…

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In a recent attack ad, the NRA claims that President Obama cares about his own children more than he cares about other…

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It's Friday. That's one reason to celebrate. Also, it's the first day in a long time when no one declared they're running…

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President Obama became the first sitting president to visit a federal prison yesterday. Obama said it was a good chance to talk…

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Yesterday in Florida, President Obama kissed a woman on the cheek after she told him he looks good. Which explains why last…

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President Obama is getting a new limousine that will have advanced night-vision capabilities. The technology even has a cool name ... headlights.

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Today New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie announced that he's endorsing Mitt Romney for president. It's good news for Romney. I mean, you…

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Donald Trump said he still wants to look more closely at Obama's birth certificate to make sure that it's real. Incidentally, President…

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At a recent education summit, President Obama admitted that he can't rap. When they heard, Americans said, 'Good!'

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During the CPAC conference, Rand Paul told the crowd it was time for a new president and that people need to help…

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Many believe that Hillary Clinton was channeling President Obama during her recent speech in New York City. She focused on equality, justice,…

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President Obama recently said that his day is all about politics, so in the mornings he likes to watch ESPN. So if…

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In a new interview, the president discussed the upcoming election. He said that Hillary Clinton is going to do great as a…

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During an interview, former President George W. Bush discussed his painting hobby and said, 'Never paint your wife or your mother.' Then…

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Today President Obama gave a major speech where he defended his handling of the economy. And there were tons of people in…

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In celebration of Mother's Day yesterday, President Obama called three moms who had written him letters. Then kids who made their mom…

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The U.S. is re-establishing relations with Cuba. But before President Obama can lift the embargo, it will need approval from the Republican-controlled…

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Trump is running for president and he's wasting no time getting down to business. In fact, just after his announcement he demanded…

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President Obama broke a world record after he reached a million followers on Twitter in just five hours. The only guys not…

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President Obama finally has his own personal Twitter account. Even John McCain said, 'Welcome to the Internet, grandpa.'

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Senate Democrats blocked President Obama's trade bill yesterday because they're worried it could hurt jobs. It's not an issue for Republicans, since…

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