Ted Cruz raised over a million dollars after announcing that he's running for president. Which is why today RadioShack announced that it… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
It's Friday. That's one reason to celebrate. Also, it's the first day in a long time when no one declared they're running… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The running across the field thing, that was the first scene we shot in the movie. We asked the audience to stay… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
During a recent press conference, former President Jimmy Carter said he could never run for president today because he doesn't have a… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
John McCain addressed critics who believe he will be too old to run for a sixth term in the Senate, saying that… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The pipeline would run from Canada to the Gulf Coast. It'll be the biggest underground structure leading into the U.S. Then people… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
You run on the treadmill. But you need to stop watching The Food Network when you're doing it. That is how you… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Arizona Senator John McCain announced that he plans on running for a sixth term because he is concerned about the nation's security.… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Jeb Bush's brother Neil said that their mother has 'come around' to the idea of Jeb running for president in 2016. Because… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
New Scientist magazine reported that in the future, cars could be powered by hazelnuts. That's encouraging, considering an eight-ounce jar of hazelnuts… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Donald Trump's not backing down. Yesterday he said he doesn't need to be lectured by the other Republican candidates, who he says… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg apparently called President Obama directly to complain about NSA and how it spies on ordinary Americans. That's right,… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Rand Paul is taking a week-long break from talking to the media to spend time with his family before he officially announces… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
In a new campaign ad, Jeb Bush referenced 'The Godfather' and said his nickname used to be 'Veto Corleone' because he vetoed… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Ohio Governor John Kasich became the 16th Republican to announce that he is running for president. During his speech he referred to… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The BP president said yesterday that the company would survive. That's like someone running over your dog and saying, 'Don't worry, my… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Yesterday on CNN, Joe Biden said he hasn't made up his mind about whether he'll run for president in 2016. Which raises… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Trump is running for president and he's wasting no time getting down to business. In fact, just after his announcement he demanded… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The film 'Boyhood' won the Golden Globe for best drama. It follows one guy's journey over the course of 12 years -… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Donald Trump told ABC news that if he had Oprah as a running mate, they could easily win. Although you know who'd… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders is expected to announce tomorrow that he is running for president, making him Hillary Clinton's only Democratic challenger… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The White House is worried about Joe Biden's potential run for president, and a source says they fear that it wouldn't have… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
There are reports that if Joe Biden runs for president, he would promise to serve for only one term - because nothing… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Republican Ted Cruz announced that he will run for president in 2016. So finally, Carnival is no longer the most dangerous cruise… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Today Carly Fiorina announced that she is running for president. Someone else bought 'CarlyFiorina.org' and posted 30,000 sad emoticons to represent all… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Both President Obama and former President George W. Bush were interviewed on 'Face the Nation' over the weekend. President Bush said there's… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Rand Paul is officially running for president. He even revealed his campaign slogan, which is 'Defeat the Washington machine. Unleash the American… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Former New York Governor George Pataki may enter the race for president. It's not definite, but he tweeted that he'll announce his… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Lincoln Chafee, former governor of Rhode Island, announced he's running for president. Before he announced he's running, his wife went on Facebook… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Over on the Democratic side, Martin O'Malley recently spoke about the need for Wall Street reform and said that he isn't running… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
After a six-year battle, the Senate will vote next week to begin construction on the Keystone XL pipeline, which is an oil… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Donald Trump announced that he's running for president. During his speech he told the crowd that if elected he would be 'the… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
A new survey found that 12 percent of parents punish their kids by banning social networking sites. The other 88 percent punish their kids… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
I read that as marijuana legalization becomes more popular, it could affect the jobs of drug-sniffing dogs. Or as those dogs put it, 'Thanks,… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
NASA is developing space taxis to shuttle astronauts to the International Space Station. And just like New York taxis, they're all going to be… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
In a recent attack ad, the NRA claims that President Obama cares about his own children more than he cares about other children. In… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
After Donald Trump wrote Lindsey Graham's cellphone number on a piece of paper and showed it to everybody, Graham said he's getting a new… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
Yesterday on CNN, Joe Biden said he hasn't made up his mind about whether he'll run for president in 2016. Which raises the question:… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
A clothing company is making T-shirts inspired by Bernie Sanders with messages like 'Feel the Bern.' They were gonna make them for Lincoln Chafee… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
Arizona just became the 15th state to approve medical marijuana. So I give it three days before they stop caring about the whole immigration… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
My dream was to grow up and get a job at IBM, like my dad. That seemed like a logical dream. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
The federal government is starting to plan for climate change by making extended forecasts that can help people plan for extreme weather - because… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
Yesterday, the Supreme Court spent over an hour listening to arguments on whether Obamacare is unconstitutional. Yeah, listening to arguments about Obamacare for an… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
A massive power outage in Washington, D.C., today affected a number of federal buildings, including the White House. When asked when they could restore… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
There's always going to be someone out there... who doesn't believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or you're not… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
Despite Russia's move to raise interest rates this week, the value of the ruble has continued to crash. Russia's economy is so bad, Edward… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
