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Listening often matters more than talking, a point Jimmy stresses in his jokes. He also jokes about critics who doubt us and about people who find humor in serious settings. Finally, he notes how governments are starting to plan for extreme weather and climate change.

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I don't like to kick people when they're down. I like to kick people when they're up.

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I can't believe there are so many people who aren't us.

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Honestly, I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with.

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I like to see people laugh who are normally serious.

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People ask me, Jimmy, howd you get here tonight. Lets just say it involved a two-hour make-out session with Elaine Stritch. It…

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The running across the field thing, that was the first scene we shot in the movie. We asked the audience to stay…

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L.A., its nice, but I think of sunshine and people on rollerblades eating sushi. New York, I think of nighttime, I think…

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People have disliked me. You know, in high school, I wasn't the most popular kid. I wasn't the nerdiest kid. I was…

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New Defense Secretary Ashton Carter said that he is open to letting transgender people serve in the military. He said there's no…

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Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day.…

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President Obama just made his first presidential trip to the state of Utah. Obama spent his time in Utah just like you'd…

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According to a new study, the marijuana in Colorado is almost twice as strong as it was 20 years ago. Of course,…

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John McCain addressed critics who believe he will be too old to run for a sixth term in the Senate, saying that…

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This is interesting. Researchers have found that people who drive drunk are more dangerous on the road than drivers who are high…

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I can watch an episode of Jerry Seinfeld, and by the end, I'm just walking around my house, you know, talking like…

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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg apparently called President Obama directly to complain about NSA and how it spies on ordinary Americans. That's right,…

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I just feel like people like a little break. Especially at 12:37 at night, you go, like, 'I'm just tired of the…

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'Moldova: Yes or No?' That's a great app, and we actually used the geo-locator on your phone, so if you are in…

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Yesterday, the Supreme Court spent over an hour listening to arguments on whether Obamacare is unconstitutional. Yeah, listening to arguments about Obamacare…

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There's always going to be someone out there... who doesn't believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or…

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Most kids come home from school. They don't go to their TVs first. They go to the Internet. They check their emails,…

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If people want to see you, they'll find you. If they don't see you on TV, they'll find you on the Internet.

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Today Mitt Romney visited a firehouse here in New York City. Of course, he was disappointed when he learned that the firehouse…

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During the CPAC conference, Rand Paul told the crowd it was time for a new president and that people need to help…

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Thank you, people who say 'Wow, you're really photogenic,' for not saying what you really mean: 'Wow, you're really ugly in person.'

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L.A., it's nice, but I think of sunshine and people on rollerblades eating sushi. New York, I think of nighttime, I think…

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Today, Mitt Romney visited a firehouse here in New York City. Of course, he was disappointed when he learned that a firehouse…

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The pipeline would run from Canada to the Gulf Coast. It'll be the biggest underground structure leading into the U.S. Then people…

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There's a growing trend of older Americans who are using marijuana in their retirement. That makes sense because old people are always…

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Steven Spielberg is going to release a biopic about Abraham Lincoln next year. Right, that's a good way to honor Lincoln …

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Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say. Just listen to people and react to…

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Apparently, the Obamas chose New York City because they've gotten so used to people trying to break into their house.

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When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must…

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It would've been amazing [to work as programmer]. You're good at numbers, you're good with people, you like to wear shorts in…

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Today President Obama gave a major speech where he defended his handling of the economy. And there were tons of people in…

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A recent study found that people lie more when they are texting. Yeah, especially that one lie: "Sorry, just got your text!

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I remember people saying to us, "You're too nice. Hollywood is going to eat you up and spit you out." I never…

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A new study found that most people can't go 10 minutes without lying. But since the study took 20 minutes nobody knows…

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A group called the Texas Tea Party Patriots is hosting a debate next month where Newt Gingrich and Herman Cain will go…

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Hillary Clinton is receiving criticism after telling a crowd to 'unlock their full potential,' because that line is commonly used by another…

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Yesterday, the Supreme Court spent over an hour listening to arguments on whether Obamacare is unconstitutional. Yeah, listening to arguments about Obamacare for an…

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