“Lord save us all from the machinations of an intelligent female.” — Jana Deleon Female Copy Share Image
“Slapping a man across the face with a fish hasn’t been sexy since the fifties.” — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“Forrest Gump had gotten it all wrong. Life wasn't a box of chocolates. It was a box of ex-lax, and I felt… — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“It said a lot about the choices you made in life when jogging actually lowered your heart rate. By” — Jana Deleon Heart rate Copy Share Image
“She closed her eyes and shook her head. I was fairly certain she was praying—whether it was for strength or a vial… — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“I will never understand a desire for a reckoning so strong that you burn down your own house to get it,” — Jana Deleon Reckoning Copy Share Image
“Are you sure you weren't adopted?" "Mom would like to think so, but it was a natural birth, so her memory's real… — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“Fake hair? Fake nails? Someone touching my feet? Oh, God, they were going to paint my toenails pink, weren't they?” — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“Facebook had to be the biggest playground for self-absorbed assholes that the world had ever seen.” — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“I've barely said five words to you. What indication could you possibly have that I am a Yankee?" "Well, we could start… — Jana Deleon Humor Copy Share Image
“I’d always gone out of my way to streamline my life—removing all potential complication. I suddenly realized that mostly meant not having… — Jana Deleon Life Copy Share Image
“Ida Belle nodded. "All sorts of things rose out of the ground during Edgar. Why, my mother's coffin popped straight up out… — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“Then Gertie kicked Ida Belle under the table and she lifted her gaze to mine. ''I'm sorry I made you ride naked… — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“I don’t know whether to be happy he’s made my job so easy,” Carter said, “or pissed off that someone that stupid… — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“I don’t think there’s enough time to repair some things. Some things just become part of a person, like their skin color.… — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“She was a beauty queen!'' ''Holy shit.'' Harrison dissolved into a fit of laughter. ''No way is Redding pulling that one off.… — Jana Deleon Beauty Copy Share Image
“Run!” Helena cried and ran down the staircase. Maryse took the steps two at a time, passing Helena on the way, and… — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“True,'' Ida Belle said, ''but despite all of that, he's still interested. I may be an old maid, but I know what… — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“There wasn't any place on my body I could hide a gun not with that sleazy dress I had to wear. And… — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“I have a limited amount of faith in humans as a species, and have little problem imagining someone that petty and insane.” — Jana Deleon Faith Copy Share Image
“Is a couple of hairs above my lip really worthy of this much effort?” I asked. “Yes,” they both replied at once.” — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“If we can’t laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at?” I stared at her. “Other people?” — Jana Deleon Comedy Copy Share Image
“Psychiatrists do not nag. We’re licensed to tell you the best way to live your life. You people just refuse to listen.” — Jana Deleon Life Copy Share Image
“think sometimes it takes a life-changing event to make us really see the way we’re living based on the choices we’ve made.” — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
