I wish that all of my enemies had three cars parked in front of their house. An ambulance, fire truck and police… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Everything is possible in this world. What we need is just determination; your good luck depends on your firm belief — Hussein Nishah Determination Copy Share Image
What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Man made money, but money made him made, brilliant people do not make mistakes but mistakes makes people brilliant — Hussein Nishah Brilliant Copy Share Image
I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is — Hussein Nishah Funny Copy Share Image
Whenever someone says, ''It's getting hot in here'' I automatically think, ''So take off all your clothes — Hussein Nishah Funny Copy Share Image
When you feel you need to start pointing out flaws in the world around you, perhaps you should start with a mirror. — Hussein Nishah Being imperfect Copy Share Image
Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes — Hussein Nishah Funny Copy Share Image
Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light — Hussein Nishah Funny Copy Share Image
May you do your best and dont be afraid. success is like a ball in air it depends on you, how you… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I hope my New Year's Resolution to only say nice things about people isn't misinterpreted as a vow of silence. — Hussein Nishah Christmas Copy Share Image
Because of you, I love the white statues Drowsing in the parks, the white statues that Have neither voice nor sight — Hussein Nishah Love Copy Share Image
I am not feeling lazy actually, I am just incredibly motivated to do nothing — Hussein Nishah Funny Copy Share Image
Live life as if you will die tomorrow, dream as if you will live forever — Hussein Nishah Dream Copy Share Image
There are somethings money can buy. For everything else there are tears - Women — Hussein Nishah Amazing Copy Share Image
Says sure, life gets screwed up and takes unexpected turns. But in the end, I realize I have everything I've ever dreamed… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
When Facebook starts showing how many times youve visited someones profile, were all screwed. — Hussein Nishah Advice Copy Share Image
Home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway. — Hussein Nishah Advice Copy Share Image
Sometimes all a girl wants is for you to fight for her and make her believe that you want this relationship more… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I don't feed into the he said/she said bullshit. I figure out the truth about people by keeping my mouth shut and… — Hussein Nishah Awareness Copy Share Image
Feels wild and wants to do something extreme so has decided to run with scissors — Hussein Nishah Advice Copy Share Image
Facebook says we're 'friends' but, trust me, I wouldn't hesitate to punch you in the face. — Hussein Nishah Advice Copy Share Image
When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like… — Hussein Nishah Computers Copy Share Image
Trying to win everyone's heart is like signing your own death certificate — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Every time I think I see the light at the end of the tunnel, it ends up being a freight train coming… — Hussein Nishah End of the tunnel Copy Share Image
There are over 4 million workplace injuries reported every year. Play it safe...call in sick tomorrow. — Hussein Nishah Facebook Copy Share Image
Today I went on Google.com & searched ninjas. The computer told me Ninjas cannot be found. Well played, ninjas, well played — Hussein Nishah Computers Copy Share Image
Mostly, those who hate us are blinded from our good qualities just like those who love us are blinded from our bad… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on Earth? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that mind don't matter and the people that matter don't… — Hussein Nishah Advice Copy Share Image
Hold on to, cherish and enjoy what you have today, because you never know what could or couldn't be tomorrow — Hussein Nishah Advice Copy Share Image
Living in the moment brings you a sense of revenge for all life's blessing — Hussein Nishah Blessings Copy Share Image
You never knew how important you are to me because you're always busy giving someone else your attention — Hussein Nishah Attention Copy Share Image
Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones. — Hussein Nishah Fashion Copy Share Image
Before judging or hating someone just try to ask their part like what is the problem and what is the reason why… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with. — Hussein Nishah Drama Copy Share Image
Bitch also stands for beautiful, intelligent, talented and charming human being — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Life is best friend when you get what you want, and life is teacher when you dont — Hussein Nishah Best friend Copy Share Image
Im the person that the more you complain about me, the harder Ill try to annoy you — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
U pretend to know me, u say things that u think will make me feel small, but here is some advise.get your… — Hussein Nishah Advice Copy Share Image
