“It’s kind of creepy how logical you are. Sure you aren’t part Vulcan?” — Drew Hayes Creepy Copy Share Image
“Remember when being a villain was all about wild nights and brawls in the street?” — Drew Hayes Heroes Copy Share Image
“Try not to let them scare you too much. But, don’t forget, that they are scary people.” — Drew Hayes Copy Share Image
“There may come times that you will regret not just dying when you had a chance.” — Drew Hayes Death Copy Share Image
“Is this a good slow clap moment? Because it kind of feels like a good slow clap moment.” — Drew Hayes Copy Share Image
“I am still a god, after all. There’s a certain way these things are done.” — Drew Hayes Copy Share Image
“I said it was embarrassing. It is, having all these eyes worshipping me,” — Drew Hayes Copy Share Image
“I can really feel the love in this apprenticeship already,” Tory said. “You’re not dead yet. That’s about as loving as the… — Drew Hayes Apprenticeship Copy Share Image
“Not every situation has a perfect solution; often, you just have to take your pick from the array of poor choices spread… — Drew Hayes Choice Copy Share Image
“What is experience if not the accumulation of scars and lessons that allow us to use our mind, bodies, and powers more… — Drew Hayes Experience Copy Share Image
“This is less of a 'the king needs a reason' thing and more of a 'the king loves burning shit and killing… — Drew Hayes Copy Share Image
“Trying to shatter peace, even if it’s not one you agree with, is the work of the mad and the wicked.” — Drew Hayes Fantasy-fiction Copy Share Image
“In Seattle there is a constant hope for a period called “two days in a row when it doesn’t fucking rain.” — Drew Hayes Hope Copy Share Image
“In other circumstances, Ivan might have offered him a job. Sadly, with a few notable meta exceptions, dead men didn’t code very… — Drew Hayes Fantasy-fiction Copy Share Image
“Sooner or later, they’ll realize that having one spider in the house kills a lot of the lesser insects.” — Drew Hayes Fantasy-fiction Copy Share Image
“Thus the Guild of Villainous Reformation has three new apprentices.” Ivan resisted the urge to groan inwardly at the Guild’s full name.… — Drew Hayes Guild Copy Share Image
“One last problem to solve and they could get back to the others. Even if Grumph died undergoing the trials, he would… — Drew Hayes Life Copy Share Image
“Along the way, he followed his own advice and snagged a pair of mismatched daggers from the corpses of fallen archers. They… — Drew Hayes Dagger Copy Share Image
“Ivan, task handled, lowered his hand, pausing only to pop his knuckles. He turned to face his apprentice. He cleared his throat,… — Drew Hayes Fantasy-fiction Copy Share Image
“Bandit or demon, human or beast, none of it made any difference. The bandits had made this a situation of predators and… — Drew Hayes Animals Copy Share Image
“We’ve gotten wind of a confluence.” Apollo set the folder on Quorum’s desk. Quorum pulled the folder over and flicked it open… — Drew Hayes Copy Share Image
“I got into magic because I got into alchemy. Which I got into because I was into chemistry, which I was learning… — Drew Hayes Alchemy Copy Share Image
“In case it has slipped your notice, the vast majority of your education has emphasized survival and not getting caught.” “I’d say… — Drew Hayes Education Copy Share Image
“Focus,” Mary muttered, chastising herself and her wandering mind. From her stereo came the soothing sounds of monks, vocalizing an ancient hymn… — Drew Hayes Buddhism Copy Share Image
“Fine, I’m going to beat you like a toddler in a wolverine fight.” “You will feel more distress than if you were… — Drew Hayes Bowel movements Copy Share Image
“All of us, together, are the unlovable, the unreformable. We, the people, who are deemed incapable of existing alongside society. But, we… — Drew Hayes Copy Share Image
“The first of us who were set free weren’t the worst of the lot, though we were some of the most powerful.… — Drew Hayes Adventure Copy Share Image
“Happiness is a temporary chemical imbalance of the true state of mind.” — Drew Hayes Happiness Copy Share Image
“The next time he spoke it was with fury, hope, and desperation all rolled together like a burrito of command.” — Drew Hayes Desperation Copy Share Image
“I'm working on the future, instead of being caught up in where I am today. - Roy Daniels” — Drew Hayes Future Copy Share Image
“Grumble is the god of henchmen and minions. Once a former lackey himself, after his deification he chose to look over his… — Drew Hayes Grumble Copy Share Image
“Krystal snorted out a laugh. “Hit on me? Freddy, Bubba is gay. Like really gay. Gayer than a unicorn butt-fucking a rainbow.… — Drew Hayes Really gay Copy Share Image
“This man was getting on in years, but wearing them unbelievably well. It’s not that the signs of age weren’t present, but… — Drew Hayes Copy Share Image
