Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different. — David Cross Character Copy Share Image
I've had plenty of negative reviews. I have my entire life. — David Cross Entire life Copy Share Image
I'm not a centrist, and there's nothing about me that's centrist. I never have been. — David Cross Centrist Copy Share Image
Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I'm concerned about organized religion getting away with what it gets away with. — David Cross Copy Share Image
As far as just my stand-up is concerned, I don't care about changing anyone's mind. I'm not making an argument. I'm a… — David Cross Argument Copy Share Image
The underpinning of immigration concerns is xenophobia and racism and nationalism. — David Cross Copy Share Image
You have to have some level of attachment, you can still have passion and believe but it has to be softened somewhat. — David Cross Attachment Copy Share Image
I don't think of my opponents in the sense that I don't think of them consciously, I don't steer it one way… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I don't think HBO would want to do anything in conjunction with Sub Pop but I never asked either. — David Cross Copy Share Image
It probably does make it more difficult to enjoy a good laugh at someone who's onstage, seemingly yelling at you. But I'm… — David Cross Audience Copy Share Image
I don't want to do 20 minutes on Donald Trump. I want to do 10 minutes and move on. I wouldn't even… — David Cross Comedy Copy Share Image
I know this is obviously biased as well, but in my Twitter feed, on my Facebook, 90 percent are gushing, glowing, "Thank… — David Cross Copy Share Image
Hopefully people are upset for the reason I want them to be upset. Even when I was doing open mics, I've always… — David Cross Crowd pleasers Copy Share Image
I think the policies, for the most part, that [Hillary Clinton] will put in place are not going to make positive changes.… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I did one of the worst shows for that kind of thing in Northampton, Massachusetts, which is one of the most liberal… — David Cross Beer Copy Share Image
As for Tenacious D, of course it could work as a full length movie; all it requires is a great writer and… — David Cross Ability Copy Share Image
[If Donald Trump does get elected, I will be] probably Secretary Of Reeducation. Or I don't know. I'll probably end up working… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I'm very vocal about my belief that all religion is garbage. Most of my friends are religious or at least spiritual. These… — David Cross Being a better person Copy Share Image
I was in Antwerp - which, I had about 20 shows left at that point - and a guy said, "That's Dave… — David Cross Copy Share Image
It's a lot of anti-gay, racist humor—which people like in America—all couched in 'I'm telling it like it is.' He's in the… — David Cross America Copy Share Image
Because I think whenever you sit down with another human being who would absolutely disagree with you on every issue, you learn… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I'm going to keep talking about what I think is interesting for my entire career. If you want to hear about how… — David Cross Being married Copy Share Image
I think it was there before, but - because of social media, too - there are these people who fancy themselves as… — David Cross Communication Copy Share Image
I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best. — David Cross People Copy Share Image
The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country. — David Cross Copy Share Image
There were a handful of shows that were just painful. Not many, but things where I just said going into it, "Why… — David Cross Copy Share Image
Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat. — David Cross Democrat Copy Share Image
There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really. — David Cross Copy Share Image
If you want to reinstate the 14.4 billion dollars that Bush cut out of the veterans program then vote democrat. — David Cross Copy Share Image
Originally they wanted me to be Buster but I really like the Tobias part. — David Cross Buster Copy Share Image
I have no hesitation doing children's movies. Zero. And I don't even have kids. — David Cross Children Copy Share Image
I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people. — David Cross Copy Share Image
It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny. — David Cross Copy Share Image
Florida was the low point.The entire state, yep. I'm not sure I'd go back. — David Cross Florida Copy Share Image
Hopefully people will be reinventing comedy forever and ever. This is just what I do, and it's a type of comedy. — David Cross Comedy Copy Share Image
I think pornography is the only art form where you can be videotaped on a shaky handy cam sucking off a horse… — David Cross Art Copy Share Image
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