When we were on the bus doing the Mr. Show Hooray for America Tour there was a lot of laughter and a… — David Cross America Copy Share Image
There were a number of referendums in '98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That's very satisfying when you… — David Cross Country Copy Share Image
Maybe if you live in Brooklyn, you don't need to hear that? But please, trust me, in most of America, they do… — David Cross America Copy Share Image
I like pot, I enjoy pot, I like to smoke it. But, the one thing I don't like about pot is the… — David Cross Copy Share Image
[On the Dating Handbook] 'With a telescope, some munchies, and a warm blanket, watch for Halley's comet.' Yeah. I like that. There's… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I'm finally going to be able to finally criticize [Hillary Clinton] without being accused of being a sexist - that idea. I'm… — David Cross Copy Share Image
Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but… — David Cross CNN Copy Share Image
I'd like to think that I'm not just making the point that I'm an atheist over and over, but that I explore… — David Cross Atheist Copy Share Image
It's not that I don't have kids for some personal reason outside of, I just haven't had kids. And I haven't met… — David Cross Copy Share Image
A verbose, prosaic review which mentions whistling winds and the timeless feeling of jade doesn't mean anything to me; I don't need… — David Cross Albums Copy Share Image
What happened to our friendship? I really think it's our obligation as friends to be brutally honest and be frank with them… — David Cross Baby Copy Share Image
I do lots of other drugs but I smoke pot maybe 5-10 times a year now. I used to smoke it all… — David Cross Copy Share Image
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