[If Donald Trump does get elected, I will be] probably…

I wouldn't even get elected. I'd probably deck a couple of people, too which would not play very well with the national media.

— Tim Robbins

You don't treat the so-called little people poorly, because we don't have any little people here! The trainers, the managers, the secretaries, the people…

— Anonymous

People put on their earphones, they lay out their phones, they put - open up their computers, and they convince themselves that they're most…

— Judy Woodruff

No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy…

— George Lopez

“I wonder how much I can tell Rowan about this. I need another girl’s analysis. My phone pings, and it’s her. RF: Need to…

— Brigid Kemmerer

Ray Comfort's got a fabulous film. Oh boy, this is going to cause the halls of academia to have a few conversations around the…

— Janet Parshall

The ruin of the human heart is self-interest, which the American merchant calls self-service. We have become a self-service populace, and all our specious…

— Edward Dahlberg

Normal people have an incredible lack of empathy. They have good emotional empathy, but they don't have much empathy for the autistic kid who…

— Temple Grandin

Bell Labs Cafeteria, New York, 1943: His high pitched voice already stood out above the general murmur of well-behaved junior executives grooming themselves for…

— Alan Turing

So we stand there, part of a crowd a thousand people strong, beaming up at the sky with wonder. I knew with a sudden…

— Wendy Mass

I daydream about a high school where everybody plays the harmonica: the students, the teachers, the principal, the janitor and the cook in the…

— Richard Brautigan

I had the lunchbox that cleared the cafeteria. I was very unpopular in the early grades. Because I hung out with my grandfather, I…

— Rachael Ray

“So our crew is back to being all girls, and stays that way for the rest of lunch. The only other guy who’d sit…

— Karen M. McManus

“A brick could be placed on your child’s cafeteria lunch tray, in place of the less appetizing and more unnatural food they normally serve.
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— Jarod Kintz

It's a really crappy feeling to realize that your entire outook on your life can be controlled by some little pill that looks like…

— Michael Thomas Ford