There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins. — Charlie Sheen Assassins Copy Share Image
You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party. — Charlie Sheen Directions Copy Share Image
The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one. — Charlie Sheen Best way Copy Share Image
I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view. — Charlie Sheen Loneliness Copy Share Image
I think the power of the mind is amazing, and we've barely scratched the surface of what it can do. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
“You can't beat me. I have the mind of a warlock with adonis DNA. Winning!” — Charlie Sheen Psychology Copy Share Image
When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me… — Charlie Sheen Friendship Copy Share Image
A lot of people will say, "Oh, I got into acting because I wanted to explore my craft." They're a bunch of… — Charlie Sheen Acting Copy Share Image
I dare anyone to spend 10 years in the laugh-track that is Chuck Lorre's hive of oppression and not suffer some form… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
Shooting a movie can be so tedious. You're trying to get 20 different angles on the same swing. You never get into… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
Athletes become our heroes, because they're superhuman. They do things nobody else can do. They're better than 6 billion other people. — Charlie Sheen Athlete Copy Share Image
Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there's no manual, no… — Charlie Sheen Empowering Copy Share Image
Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your act. You know you've gone too far… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not… — Charlie Sheen Baseball Copy Share Image
People can't figure me out, they can't process me, I don't expect them to. You can't process me with the normal brain. — Charlie Sheen Brain Copy Share Image
You can have rules at home that are different from the rest of the world's as long as you're not hurting anyone. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. — Charlie Sheen Breathing Copy Share Image
I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad. — Charlie Sheen Baby Copy Share Image
I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point. — Charlie Sheen Brother Copy Share Image
You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That's the whole movie.… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age. — Charlie Sheen Age Copy Share Image
I've always been pretty old-fashioned. I'm kind of a missionary guy. — Charlie Sheen Gentleman Copy Share Image
Sometimes the right choice seems great at the moment, but then suddenly it's as if somebody detonated a suicide bomb. — Charlie Sheen Bombs Copy Share Image
Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn't make the rules. Oops! — Charlie Sheen Football Copy Share Image
It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I don't have time for these clowns. — Charlie Sheen Coffee Copy Share Image
I just think the whole disease model of addiction is crap. It's rooted in fiction and junk science. — Charlie Sheen Addiction Copy Share Image
Ive got 2 grand in my pockets thats itching to turn into 12 bucks and a hangover — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
They sell pot named after me in the dispensaries. And I'm not even a pot guy. I was so honored. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
The nights I don't sleep it's because there's a higher calling telling me to stand guard. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
You can't not be a little different from others and be successful for three decades. — Charlie Sheen Being successful Copy Share Image
People can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain. — Charlie Sheen Brain Copy Share Image
I was never shut down by the drugs; that was my problem. Cocaine was an aphrodisiac. I think that was a bit… — Charlie Sheen Cocaine Copy Share Image
Just tell the truth and you're home free. If there are amends to be made, you make them. You own it and… — Charlie Sheen Amends Copy Share Image
I'm sorry man, I got magic and I've got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes… — Charlie Sheen Poetry Copy Share Image
Guys want to be respected and acknowledged. They want to feel what they contributed matters. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I'm not in any way religious. I don't go to church, but I consider myself spiritual. — Charlie Sheen Catholic Copy Share Image
