We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once… — Charlie Sheen Art Copy Share Image
What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life,… — Charlie Sheen Assassins Copy Share Image
I'm entertaining as hell...expect to be normal, conventional, boring. No, man. We're shaking the trees. We're shaking all the trees! — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you get there. If that's what it took… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I'm tired of lying...I'm tired of pretending the show doesn't suck...I'm tired of pretending Ashton doesn't suck. It's nothing personal...I just feel… — Charlie Sheen Bad writing Copy Share Image
From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls. — Charlie Sheen Beautiful Copy Share Image
I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't earned most of what I achieved because… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I kind of like that romantic image of being in a rocker with my family gathered around, all these generations in one… — Charlie Sheen Family Copy Share Image
Early on, I used to think it was really cool and macho to jump out of the car and tackle the bad… — Charlie Sheen Bad guy Copy Share Image
You’ve read about the goddesses, come on. They’re an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love… — Charlie Sheen Girlfriend Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I usually have a song in my head. I'm thinking music, I'm thinking lyrics. Music helps me get to those moments. The… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
People ask all the time, "What are you thinking?" It's my least favorite question in the world. The last bastion of solace… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
All crap, Believe nothing. I will never speak about any of this as long as I'm alive. You're all gonna have to… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to… — Charlie Sheen President Copy Share Image
It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound… — Charlie Sheen Brain Copy Share Image
I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering,… — Charlie Sheen Age Copy Share Image
Shut your evil mucus-hole you truth terrorist. You LOSE every time a mirror implodes from your barbed and gristle image. — Charlie Sheen Evil Copy Share Image
I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face… — Charlie Sheen Children Copy Share Image
I think the honesty not only shines through in my work, but also my personal life. And I get in trouble for… — Charlie Sheen Being honest Copy Share Image
Those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again. To teach to others what we know, and to… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking… — Charlie Sheen Care Copy Share Image
The most damage I did was to myself and to the people who got caught in the maelstrom. The worst thing that… — Charlie Sheen Overdose Copy Share Image