People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah, no, I'm gonna hang onto them and they're gonna fuel my attack. — Charlie Sheen Anger Copy Share Image
The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children. — Charlie Sheen Children Copy Share Image
Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I'm really starting to lose my mind. I'm ready to call anyone to help. — Charlie Sheen Help Copy Share Image
Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls. — Charlie Sheen Fool Copy Share Image
You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party. — Charlie Sheen Directions Copy Share Image
The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one. — Charlie Sheen Best way Copy Share Image
I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitching and just winning every second and I'm not perfect and bitchin'. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man.… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
You have this great big fantasy life, and it looks like a non-stop 24/7 party. But what do you do when you… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
If someone follows you, go to a different room. If they keep following you, get in your car. If they follow you… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
Im so tired of pretending my life isnt perfect and bitching and just winning every second and Im not perfect and bitchin. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with… — Charlie Sheen Asleep Copy Share Image
I've got mad energy for days. That's what people can't get their minds around. They say, 'Oh, he's going to crash.' They… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't… — Charlie Sheen Failure Copy Share Image
There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
There's a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don't involve show business. I'm… — Charlie Sheen Baseball Copy Share Image
It's perfect. It's awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books.… — Charlie Sheen Book Copy Share Image
I never insert myself into situations where I am completely blind or don't have a single clue about what's being discussed. I… — Charlie Sheen Advice Copy Share Image
Ive cleansed myself. I closed my eyes and in a nanosecond, I cured myself from this ridiculous model of disease and addiction… — Charlie Sheen Addiction Copy Share Image
I have a lot of work to do to be able to return the support I have received from so many people.… — Charlie Sheen Good wishes Copy Share Image