I am not good at small talk. I will hide in a cupboard to avoid chitty-chat. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
In the end, I want to spend my 60s writing bonkbusters like Jilly Cooper. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I’m neither ‘pro-women’ nor ‘anti-men’. I’m just ‘Thumbs up for the six billion — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“And, like all the best quests, in the end, I did it all for a girl: me.” — Caitlin Moran Adventure Copy Share Image
Simultaneously, my two biggest heroes are Susan Sontag and Morticia Addams from 'The Addams Family.' — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“I assure you, I have only had a few weak ales,” I say, slightly cross-eyed. “I’m perferly fine to remain here.” — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“And the question is always "When are you going to have kids?" Rather than "Do you want to have kids?” — Caitlin Moran Children Copy Share Image
I don't think there should be anything that women are embarrassed to talk about in the 21st century, because for the last… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“She might as well be telling me a story of how she once confused 'Push' for 'Pull' on a door, then banning… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“A library is such a potent symbol of a town's values: each one closed down might as well be six thousand stickers… — caitlin moran Budget cuts Copy Share Image
“The Fear is my Second Coming. When everyone in the world admits they’re going to die, we’ll really start getting some stuff… — Caitlin Moran Fear Copy Share Image
I think there are brilliant jokes to be made about abortion, and we should be able to talk about this in the… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“Because what you are, as a teenager, is a small, silver, empty rocket. And you use loud music as fuel, and then… — caitlin moran Books Copy Share Image
“A feminizmussal pontosan ugyanaz a probléma, mint a „politikai korrektséggel”: egyfolytában úgy hajtogatják, hogy nem is tudják, mit jelent.” — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“Parents drinking is the reason you came into the world, and if we didn't keep doing it then, by God, it would… — Caitlin Moran Alcohol Copy Share Image
So this is why I can't agree with "don't feed the trolls." When millionaire celebrity broadcasters and entire publications start trolling, ignoring… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“You, in turn, observe yourself from a distance, simply astonished by the quantities of love you manufacture. It is endless. Your adoration… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
It's the silliness--the profligacy, and the silliness--that's so dizzying: a seven-year-old will run downstairs, kiss you hard, and then run back upstairs… — Caitlin Moran Agendas Copy Share Image
“While motherhood is an incredible vocation, it has no more inherent worth than a childless woman simply being who she is, to… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I think loads of women have this idea that their life is going to start at some point, once they've busted all… — Caitlin Moran Being a woman Copy Share Image
“I will work out exactly how - with my no money, no money at all, until I actually receive my first, dawdling… — Caitlin Moran Money Copy Share Image
“Every time your heart gets broken, breathe deep – it grows bigger as it mends. Imagine each line of red scar tissue… — Caitlin Moran Having a baby Copy Share Image
“A gondolat, hogy nem kell feltétlenül kövérnek lennünk – hogy változtathatunk rajta –, a legtávolibb és legidegenebb kilátás. Kövérek vagyunk, és mindig… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
But deciding not to have children is a very, very hard decision for a woman to make: the atmosphere is worryingly inconducive… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“Buy flowers — or if you are poor, steal one from someone’s garden; the world owes you that much at least: a… — Caitlin Moran Blossom Copy Share Image
“The real problem here is that we’re all dying. All of us. Every day the cells weaken and the fibres stretch and… — Caitlin Moran Afterlife Copy Share Image
“There is no social upheaval that will really affect them. If you’re comfortably middle-class, what’s the worst a government policy could do?… — Caitlin Moran Government policy Copy Share Image
“Politics will always mean more to the poor. Always. That's why we strike and march, and despair when our young say they… — Caitlin Moran Classical music Copy Share Image
“Ladies, we are at a massive disadvantage in the workplace. Your male peers are flirting with their male bosses constantly. The average… — Caitlin Moran Easy way Copy Share Image
“Ami engem illet, nem hiszem, hogy a „feminista” önmagában elegendő volna. Fel akarom tenni az i-re a pontot. A „harcos” szóval egyetemben… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“But the problem with battling yourself is that even if you win, you lose. At some point – scarred and exhausted –… — Caitlin Moran Identity Copy Share Image
