Heaven. The biggest waste of our time we ever invented, outside jigsaws. — Caitlin Moran Heaven Copy Share Image
You think it doesn't really matter if you screw up this time around because you can just sort it all out in… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
You don't need to be legendary all the time. You can just be legendary for 10 minutes a day. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I just want Tina Fey to be my best friend. And Lena Dunham. And Oprah, too. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I hate that tabloid idea of anybody who is famous having to forfeit their privacy. — Caitlin Moran Cybersecurity Copy Share Image
I could have written a misery memoir and instead I tried to make it funny. I never complained. — Caitlin Moran Memoir Copy Share Image
The word spinster tells you everything that you need to know about our attitude of women who choose not to marry, yes. — Caitlin Moran Attitude Copy Share Image
There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
When I hear women talking about how their wedding is going to be/was the best day of their life, I can’t help… — Caitlin Moran Best day Copy Share Image
“Caz doesn’t like ‘nearness’. It makes her extremely irascible. In a three-bedroom council house with seven people in it, she is almost… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
People get really scared when women reclaim words, talk about themselves honestly and also make jokes because it's a really unstoppable combination. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“Your key hobbies need to be long country walks (get some fresh air in those lungs!), masturbation, and the revolution. Between those… — Caitlin Moran Advice Copy Share Image
I don't want children anyway,' Caz says. 'So I'm getting nothing out of this whatsoever. I want my entire reproductive system taken… — Caitlin Moran Children Copy Share Image
I say this in the spirit of feminist encouragement, but I think I'm pretty hot. I've got all the facial features, facing… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“The real cost of living is dying, and we’re spending days like millionaires: a week here, a month there, casually spunked until… — Caitlin Moran Cost of living Copy Share Image
“hearing women singing about themselves - rather than men singing about women - makes everything seem wonderfully clear, and possible” — Caitlin Moran Feminism Copy Share Image
I think loads of women have this idea that their life is going to start at some point, once they've busted all… — Caitlin Moran Being a woman Copy Share Image
“While motherhood is an incredible vocation, it has no more inherent worth than a childless woman simply being who she is, to… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
It's like if every single male artist dressed up as farmers. In every video they were on a farm. Whether it was… — Caitlin Moran Art Copy Share Image
“woman in heels stands a statistical likelihood of ending her evening with her shoes in her handbag, barefoot and demanding a piggyback… — Caitlin Moran Fashion Copy Share Image
I have read more about Oprah Winfrey’s ass than I have about the rise of China as an economic superpower. I fear… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
When I talk to girls, they go, 'I'm not a feminist.' And I say: 'What? You don't want to vote? Do you… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“I cannot understand anti-abortion arguments that centre on the sanctity of life. As a species we've fairly comprehensively demonstrated that we don't… — Caitlin Moran Abortion Copy Share Image
“If we wonder why people are so apathetic and casual about every eminently avoidable horror in the world – famine, war, disease,… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“I personally have a cunt. Sometimes it's 'flaps' or 'twat', but most of the time, it's my cunt. Cunt is a proper,… — Caitlin Moran English language Copy Share Image
“These days, however, I am much calmer - since I realised that it’s technically impossible for a woman to argue against feminism.… — Caitlin Moran Bank account Copy Share Image
If you come from a working-class background, you can't afford to write full time, because you're just not being paid. Basically, all… — Caitlin Moran Argument Copy Share Image
“A szexizmus legnagyobbrészt onnan ered, hogy a férfiak megszokták, hogy mi vagyunk a vesztesek. Ez a probléma. Rossz a pozíciónk. Megszokták, hogy… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“A fehérnemű mellett a szerelem is a nő dolga. A nők arra valók, hogy beléjük szeressenek. Amikor a nőket sújtó nagy tragédiákról… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
The sort of the template of being a mother is that you're endlessly giving to the point of exhaustion. You know, that's… — Caitlin Moran Abortion Copy Share Image
“Attól, hogy nő vagyok, mi a fenének kellene mindenkihez kedvesnek lennem? És miért kellene a nőknek különösen ügyelniük arra, hogy mindenekfelett „kedvesek”… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“Because the purpose of feminism isn’t to make a particular type of woman. The idea that there are inherently wrong and inherently… — Caitlin Moran Fairy dust Copy Share Image
I like a little bit of revolution. I think it's a very good hobby for a young woman. Better than squash. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
If you can find a frock you look nice in and can run up three flights of stairs, you're not fat. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
You can be socially accepted and tell the truth about what it is to be a woman. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
The kind of classic pose of a female model is to look kind of sexy and a bit annoyed. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
