The word spinster tells you everything that you need to know about our attitude of women who choose not to marry, yes. — Caitlin Moran Attitude Copy Share Image
There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I like a little bit of revolution. I think it's a very good hobby for a young woman. Better than squash. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
Life divides into amazing enjoyable times and appalling experiences that will make future amazing anecdotes. — Caitlin Moran Anecdotes Copy Share Image
Heaven. The biggest waste of our time we ever invented, outside jigsaws. — Caitlin Moran Heaven Copy Share Image
You think it doesn't really matter if you screw up this time around because you can just sort it all out in… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
You don't need to be legendary all the time. You can just be legendary for 10 minutes a day. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
If you read all your history books, there are no women in them. — Caitlin Moran Book Copy Share Image
I know people go on about Twitter, but it is amazing. It's whatever you want it to be, and all the women… — Caitlin Moran Amazing Copy Share Image
“I have a pretty good handle on my anxiety. I basically treat myself like a nervy horse: lots of exercise, lots of… — Caitlin Moran Anxiety Copy Share Image
When I saw 'Pretty In Pink' at the cinema at the age of 11, I just thought it was a period piece… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“I want to tell Caz – also a redhead – that I have finally found her another role model, aside from Woody… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
But I am, personally, not a gambler. I wouldn’t spend £1 on the lottery, let alone take a punt on a pregnancy.… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
Every woman who chooses - joyfully, thoughtfully, calmly, of their own free will and desire - not to have a child does… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
All the things that are taboo are the things that are not normal, and all the things that are not normal are… — Caitlin Moran Being a woman Copy Share Image
“The real cost of living is dying, and we’re spending days like millionaires: a week here, a month there, casually spunked until… — Caitlin Moran Cost of living Copy Share Image
“Women, it is presumed, will always end up having babies. They might go through silly, adolescent phases of pretending that it’s something… — Caitlin Moran Babies Copy Share Image
The word barren tells you everything you need to know...The word spinster tells you everything you need to know about our attitude… — Caitlin Moran Attitude Copy Share Image
“And having a cleaner is nothing to do with feminism. If a middle-class woman is engaging in anti-feminist activity by hiring a… — Caitlin Moran Feminism Copy Share Image
“I am so hot for Chevy. I have even imagined what my first line to him will be – the one that… — Caitlin Moran Movie star Copy Share Image
You just wanted to be normal. It wasn't even being beautiful. I just wanted to be smooth and thin and have, and… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I feel in my bones that Lady Gaga is a true strident feminist and good for my soul - but how do… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“For as I sit there, in pain, I suddenly notice I have changed. I am not self-loathing anymore. These billion cheap blackbirds… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“But I do have conversations about the Patriarchy and I am having them with gay men. At eighteen, I am discovering what… — Caitlin Moran Allies Copy Share Image
“A szexizmus legnagyobbrészt onnan ered, hogy a férfiak megszokták, hogy mi vagyunk a vesztesek. Ez a probléma. Rossz a pozíciónk. Megszokták, hogy… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“A fehérnemű mellett a szerelem is a nő dolga. A nők arra valók, hogy beléjük szeressenek. Amikor a nőket sújtó nagy tragédiákról… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“I have a rule of thumb that allows me to judge, when times is pressing and one needs to make a snap… — Caitlin Moran Feminism Copy Share Image
“I personally have a cunt. Sometimes it's 'flaps' or 'twat', but most of the time, it's my cunt. Cunt is a proper,… — Caitlin Moran English language Copy Share Image
“These days, however, I am much calmer - since I realised that it’s technically impossible for a woman to argue against feminism.… — Caitlin Moran Bank account Copy Share Image
“A habzsolás a szociális segítők által preferált függőség, és ezért tartják minden függőség között a legalacsonyabb rendűnek. Ezzel úgy cseszheti szét magát… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I was spurred by the fact that having worked for women's magazines myself as a journalist, if you go off and interview… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“So. Yes. We're all dying. We're all crumbling into the void, one cell at a time. We are disintegrating like sugar cubes… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“march against size-zero models, risible pornography, lap-dancing clubs, and Botox. We don’t need to” — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“You never hear the word “breasts” in a positive scenario. Breasts are bad news.” — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“So what do you do when you build yourself up - only to realise you built yourself with the wrong things?” — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I can't think of anything I hate more than a former punk - they are the most self-righteous people in the world. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“They are all well-qualified members of the counter-culture. They are allowed to be here.” — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I do not... look very feminine. Diana, Princess of Wales is feminine... I am... femi-none. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
Once you become poor, tired and time-constrained, you become a much better human being. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
Telly never has any smart, amusing intellectuals living on a council estate. — Caitlin Moran Amusing Copy Share Image
