Bo Burnham

Music is really, really mathematical.

— Bo Burnham

“I feel taller. I like that.”

— Bo Burnham

Where are all the sour patch parents?

— Bo Burnham

I don't interact with people much.

— Bo Burnham

I just like to write and then perform.

— Bo Burnham

Most of my songs make fun of myself.

— Bo Burnham

I do weird things, and people watch.

— Bo Burnham

Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.

— Bo Burnham

I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.

— Bo Burnham

The average person has one Fallopian tube.

— Bo Burnham

My success, literally, is your success figuratively.

— Bo Burnham

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

— Bo Burnham

Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?

— Bo Burnham

I was being called a shock comic. I hated that. It's so cheap and stupid.

— Bo Burnham

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy

— Bo Burnham

It's all about surprising people, and you're not surprising people if you're making them laugh every five seconds.

— Bo Burnham

“You How, may I ask, did you get so you, you beautiful true-to-you doer? I’ve met many today but can honestly say…

— Bo Burnham

I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to…

— Bo Burnham

With 'Words, Words, Words,' that show was me experimenting with something, and then there was a clear direction for me.

— Bo Burnham

I'd love to write a song that someone else sings that can actually sing really well.

— Bo Burnham

I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at…

— Bo Burnham

I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way…

— Bo Burnham

“Your afraid of sharks? Really? They don't even have bones! They have cartilage. Are you afraid of ears too?”

— Bo Burnham

I know I'm probably digging for fresh fruit in the garbage, and as much as anyone, my attitude is, if stuff's sincere,…

— Bo Burnham

I didn't want to bash young people. I don't want to bash a kid for dreaming or wanting something or being slightly…

— Bo Burnham

I've come across people referring to themselves as 'Vine famous.' Some of them started out by putting up Vines just for fun,…

— Bo Burnham

The strange thing was, when I was starting on YouTube, even the paradigm of YouTube and Internet sensation - or whatever -…

— Bo Burnham

I'm very interested in trying to make comedy shows that are a bit bigger, more theatrical, more of a "show." Some people…

— Bo Burnham

If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing.…

— Bo Burnham

I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a…

— Bo Burnham

“Bombs The first bomb dropped unheard, unlike the loudly dropped second and third; then the final bomb dropped from the sky to…

— Bo Burnham

I see young people being dismissed for supposedly wanting only "stupid" and "easy" material, or that they don't have an attention span…

— Bo Burnham

“They say it's the 'me' generation. It's not. The arrogance is taught, or it was cultivated. It's self-conscious. That's what it is.…

— Bo Burnham

“Sully suffers from a stutter, simple syllables will clutter, stalling speeches up on beaches like a sunken sailboat rudder. Sully strains to…

— Bo Burnham

“Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, hollow be thy promises and shallow be thy shame. Thy kingdom come.…

— Bo Burnham

“Read this to yourself. Read it silently. Don't move your lips. Don't make a sound. Listen to yourself. Listen without hearing anything.…

— Bo Burnham

I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, "Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro!" I don't know if that's the…

— Bo Burnham

“Hanged" I hung myself today. Hanged? Whatever, the point is I hanged myself today and I’m still hanging. I feel fine. Just…

— Bo Burnham

When life gets you down, make a comforter!

— Bo Burnham

I'm a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun.

— Bo Burnham