If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well. It were done quickly. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
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Rumours? Well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“When in a frying pan, thank your stars. You will reminisce about it moments later, when you fall in the fire.” — Prashant Yadav Copy Share Image
My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions? — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
What was the first tweet of twitter? Probably about assholes coming soon. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“You could always tell how much trouble you were in by how much someone stretched your name when they said it.” — Janus Lucky Copy Share Image
To obtain an assured favorable response from people, it is better to offer them something for their stomachs instead of their brains. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
Generally speaking, there is more wit than talent in the world. Society swarms with witty people who lack talent. — Antoine Rivarol Copy Share Image
Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Forget treating others as you wish to be treated...treat others the way they treat you (could be a lot more interesting!) — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
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Lady Astor: If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. Winston Churchill: Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it! — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
“C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole… — Bjarne Stroustrup Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE CEREMONY, a ritual which should be written (o cut down on divorces) -- by adding a line to the groom's questions… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I suppose no one is as handsome or as beautiful as he or she wishes, or as brilliant in school or as… — Jeffrey R. Holland Copy Share Image
We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly,… — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinction. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
I think I learned more about writing scores for Broadway by making mix tapes in the '90s than I did in college.… — Lin-Manuel Miranda Copy Share Image
“Well I'm not going to hope that you get hurt, but if you do, remember that you're my damsel in distress, and… — Claire LaZebnik Copy Share Image
“You might not get the apology you deserve. You might not get answers to explain the actions of others. You might not… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
Old Madame du Deffand and her friends talked for fifty years without stopping. And of it all, what remains? Perhaps three witty… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
The biggest defeat in every department of life is to forget, especially the things that have done you in, and to die… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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