Don't get shock if I unfollow you. It was completely your fault (for thinking I am different). — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There are only 2 things wrong in family reunion. The family thing & The reunion thing. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Spanish—how shall I say this?—is like Portuguese spoken with a speech impediment.” — Sol Luckman Copy Share Image
Good people are good because they've come to wisdom through failure. — William Saroyan Copy Share Image
I thought of you today. I saw a cockroach and you crossed my mind. I stepped on it. — Jazmin Garcia Copy Share Image
I didn't give a fuck until I drank Red Bull. Now I don't give a flying fuck. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
No man should travel until he has learned the language of the country he visits. Otherwise he voluntarily makes himself a great… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he gets to the last question, "Who Should… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
“Any life-form advanced enough to travel light-years through interstellar space would have nothing to learn by probing the rectums of farmers in… — Dan Brown Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you take care of our house & everyone in it, & I learned we… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Most women defend themselves. It is the female of the species-it is the tigress and lioness in you which tends to defend… — Margaret Thatcher Copy Share Image
Whitney Houston’s cover of “I Will Always Love You” was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The next time you find yourself in an argument, rather than defend your position, see if you can see the other point… — Richard Carlson Copy Share Image
The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The history of all Magazines shows plainly that those which have attained celebrity were indebted for it to articles similar in natureto… — Edgar Allan Poe Copy Share Image
Plainly, this unwillingness to give ground even on unimportant disagreements is the symptom of some deepseated insecurity, as was my one-time fondness… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
If there's ever a woman who's smart, funny, or witty, people are afraid of that, so they don't write that. They only… — Teri Garr Copy Share Image
Our sweetest hopes rise blooming. And then again are gone, They bloom and fade alternate, And so it goes rolling on. I… — Heinrich Heine Copy Share Image
“I know you are incredibly bright, because when you are not being a smartarse your comments in class are very insightful, and… — Amy Harmon Copy Share Image
If I freely may discover What should please me in my lover, I would have her fair and witty, Savouring more of… — Ben Jonson Copy Share Image
Most men will not swim before they are able to.' Is not that witty? Naturally, they won't swim! They are born for… — Hermann Hesse Copy Share Image
