Smokin weed on the star projectors, I guess we'll never know what Harvard gets us — Drake Copy Share Image
You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are. — Adolphus Busch Copy Share Image
The problem with this world is, everyone in it is 3 drinks behind. — Humphrey Bogart Copy Share Image
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
“I was never educated on the topic of alcoholism. I had to go through it, to understand it” — Jim Serger Copy Share Image
“Marrying. Oh, God. Buoyed temporarily by port wine and cream lace, I had momentarily managed to ignore the significance of the occasion.” — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
Avoid alcohol as you would a loathsome disease. Beer will do to you what hard liquor will do. Each contains alcohol in… — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
I don't really drink, but the one thing I really hanker after is Zubrowka vodka. If it's someone's birthday, I'll pretend I… — Sue Perkins Copy Share Image
Where are the feasts we were promised? Where is the wine, the new wine, dying on the vine. — Jim Morrison Copy Share Image
I am for joining a free trade zone. The European Union is not such zone, but a zone of raging bureaucracy which… — Janusz Korwin-Mikke Copy Share Image
I don't drink these days. I am allegic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. — Robert Downey Jr Copy Share Image
“Life doesn’t just fuck you over on a Saturday night when you’re blackout drunk; it can just as easily fuck you over… — Kunal Nayyar Copy Share Image
The trombones crunched redgold under my bed, and behind my gulliver the trumpets three-wise silverflamed, and there by the door the timps… — Anthony Burgess Copy Share Image
What I really remember is that people camped out everywhere, and the fact everybody expected it might turn into a big nightmare… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater, and even… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
“Men who are ill-natured and quarrelsome when drunk are very worthy persons when sober. For drink in reality doth not reverse nature… — Henry Fielding Copy Share Image
Wine works the heart up, wakes the wit; There is no cure 'gainst age but it. and 'Tis late and cold, stir… — John Fletcher Copy Share Image
“The price for a bottle of wine is related to the value of the soil, the quality of the grape, the time… — Miro Popic Copy Share Image
Every season is likeable, and wet days and fine, red wine and white, company and solitude. Even sleep, that deplorable curtailment of… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
The [Burmese] government appears to be more interested in stamping out political activity than drug addiction. Very few university students on the… — Aung San Suu Kyi Copy Share Image
You sound like a man with a vision. Care to pass that bong over this way? — Paul Vixie Copy Share Image
If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink. — Vivian Stanshall Copy Share Image
A diplomat's life is made up of three ingredients: protocol, Geritol and alcohol. — Adlai E Stevenson Copy Share Image
I'm nothing but a drunkard. Why do people expect me to be anything else? — Hank Williams Copy Share Image
Mixing one's wines may be a mistake, but old and new wisdom mix admirably. — Bertolt Brecht Copy Share Image
Booze is my escape from reality,If your a drinker,You understand,I'm a Alcoholic. — Becka Miller Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, when the drug problem started some years ago, nobody took it seriously. — Amarinder Singh Copy Share Image
An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Theyre popping pills, Im rolling weed. Even got a couple bad b-tches overseas — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image