“It's only pre-marital sex if you plan on getting married.” — Craig Johnson Getting married Copy Share Image
“slogans about smoking: “Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.” — Craig Johnson Cigarettes Copy Share Image
“This is how it ends with everyone. You fall—you don’t get back up.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Lucian spoke. “Isaac, I gotta get out of here.” He gestured toward me. “The current sheriff and full-time layabout and his redskin… — Craig Johnson Sheriff Copy Share Image
“I'd say the depths of his stupidity have yet to be plumbed, and yours is comin' up fast on the inside turn.” — Craig Johnson Stupidity Copy Share Image
“I sometimes think that it’s not our enemies that we resent in life, but rather friends we have who stood quietly by… — Craig Johnson Friend Copy Share Image
It was the second time that day that I stood looking at a space where a large thing wasn't where it was… — Craig Johnson Space Copy Share Image
“nature hates a vacuum and strange things are drawn into empty places; sometimes oddities survive where nothing else can.” — Craig Johnson Empty places Copy Share Image
“He looked at me. “If I were a creek, I would be where the ground slopes.” “Right.” Sometimes it was good to… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“don’t care how big they are, boys; they can’t do anything if you get ’em up off the ground.” — Craig Johnson Boys Copy Share Image
“the smooth, steady movement of my actions raised a sliver of panic in the rational man who was abandoning me.” — Craig Johnson Anxiety Copy Share Image
Henry figured that the reason the Cheyenne had always ridden Appaloosas into battle was because by the time the men got there,… — Craig Johnson Angry Copy Share Image
“I don’t know what the exact physical dynamics are that cause a shower curtain to attach itself to your body when you… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
If someone is starving, excessively exercising or using purging behaviors, then we know they are in a high-risk place for turning on… — Craig Johnson Behavior Copy Share Image
“Yea, verily, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of deah, I will live forever. If I don't, I sure… — Craig Johnson Death Copy Share Image
“When I hired him I told him two things: no man has any sense till age thirty-five and damn few afterwards . . .” “Amen… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Somewhere in the distance, the synchronic circles of our pasts had tripped a domino, and the steady whirr had grown till it… — Craig Johnson Time Copy Share Image
“He studied me. “You were in Nam?” I nodded. “Yep.” He turned to Lolo. “Hey, Chief, how many Vietnam vets does it… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“The Reading Terminal Market on 12th and Arch was created in 1892 when the Reading Railroad opened markets below the elevated tracks… — Craig Johnson Fitness Copy Share Image
“Deal.” I reached down and put my empty cup on the porch railing. “Speaking of deals, do you know about the one… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“I thought about how we tilled and cultivated the land, planted trees on it, fenced it, built houses on it, and did… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“he knew all my caches and clichés—and pulled out an extra box of shells. “What other weapons do we have?” I started… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“I leaned forward with my elbows on my knees and her book in my hands. Like a lot of things in my… — Craig Johnson Books Copy Share Image
“My eyes closed again for what I thought was only a moment and when I opened them she was gone and a… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Few people knew the shadowy history of the Special Operations Group that had operated out of Laos, but the numbers said it… — Craig Johnson History Copy Share Image
“In a perfect cinematic world we would’ve captured the bad guys in spectacular fashion with explosions, car chases, and a parting kiss.… — Craig Johnson Bad guy Copy Share Image
“Most people go through their lives believing in things that they never have much contact with - the police, lawyers, judges, and… — Craig Johnson Faith Copy Share Image
“There was a ruffling in the grass as the wind picked up, and Bambino sidestepped to the right and shook his head,… — Craig Johnson Friendship Copy Share Image
“My undersheriff readjusted herself, the irony of her squeaking gunbelt underlying her next statement. “Who you wanna shoot?” He sat there under… — Craig Johnson Afternoon sun Copy Share Image
“When you go to a dogfight, it’s always good to bring the meanest bitch.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Talking with people was more confusing than being confused by yourself.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“I think insanity runs in the family. Hell, it practically gallops.” — Craig Johnson Family Copy Share Image
“Ain't nothing wrong with shootin' folks, long as the right ones get shot” — Craig Johnson Amendment Copy Share Image
