“Ain't nothing wrong with shootin' folks, long as the right ones get shot” — Craig Johnson Amendment Copy Share Image
“Kind of like the tree that falls in the forest when nobody’s around? I mean, if nobody remembers the history, did it… — Craig Johnson History Copy Share Image
“Sons, they have their own plans, but a daughter or granddaughter, they will love you forever and take care of you in… — Craig Johnson Child Copy Share Image
“They say statistics by their nature don’t lie, but in my opinion they sometimes do and damnably at that.” — Craig Johnson Data Copy Share Image
“I sometimes think that it’s not our enemies that we resent in life, but rather friends we have who stood quietly by… — Craig Johnson Friend Copy Share Image
It was the second time that day that I stood looking at a space where a large thing wasn't where it was… — Craig Johnson Space Copy Share Image
“nature hates a vacuum and strange things are drawn into empty places; sometimes oddities survive where nothing else can.” — Craig Johnson Empty places Copy Share Image
“Lucian spoke. “Isaac, I gotta get out of here.” He gestured toward me. “The current sheriff and full-time layabout and his redskin… — Craig Johnson Sheriff Copy Share Image
“I'd say the depths of his stupidity have yet to be plumbed, and yours is comin' up fast on the inside turn.” — Craig Johnson Stupidity Copy Share Image
“Vic interrupted. “Vann, Tim here was telling me about your wonderful talent, the one with dogs?” He turned back to me, nodding… — Craig Johnson Dog Copy Share Image
“Reports of missing persons have increased sixfold in the last twenty-five years, from roughly 150,000 in 1980 to 900,000 this year . . . More than 2,000 a day.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Small chains wound their way through the trigger guards with little bronze locks at the end of each row. It was like… — Craig Johnson Guns Copy Share Image
“There are only three major vote getting days in Absoroka County, and I can't remember the other two. "Oh God, no. It's… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“I took the luxury of watching the crows playing tag above our heads for a moment more, the graceful arc of their… — Craig Johnson Bird Copy Share Image
“Motive and opportunity rode along like two out of four apocalyptic equestrians, grinning with their bony death heads at us lesser humans… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“I couldn’t help but remember the one at my parents’ place after they had passed. I’d gone through their things and hadn’t… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
We've never done a coordinated music effort. Everything else we've done has been around a holiday - Halloween, Mardi Gras, half way… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“That family thing, it never lets up, huh? I mean, here I am two thousand miles from mine. I know I act… — Craig Johnson Family Copy Share Image
“He swelled into the piece, his hand flat-hatting across the keyboard and thundering the lower notes like a trip-hammer. Finishing what I… — Craig Johnson Sad eyes Copy Share Image
“Most people go through their lives believing in things that they never have much contact with - the police, lawyers, judges, and… — Craig Johnson Faith Copy Share Image
“He turned, and I followed him toward Rezdawg as Wiggins called after us. “Hey, when are you going to give me that… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
If there's a character type I despise, it's the all-capable, all-knowing, physically perfect protagonist. My idea of hell would be to be… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Hey, there was this Indian woman hitchhiking back to the Rez in the middle of the night and this white woman picks… — Craig Johnson Marriage Copy Share Image
“Life is like that.” He flipped through a few more limp pages. “You collect things as you go—the things you think are… — Craig Johnson Life Copy Share Image
“It was my father who taught me to talk to animals.He said they understand a hell of a lot more than we… — Craig Johnson Animals Copy Share Image
“She resembled Anna Karenina, the kind of woman that if you want to kill, you have to hit with a train.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Never, but never, go sneaking around in your own house at odds with some stranger.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“I was exercising by doing twelve-ounce curls in an attempt to balance my electrolytes.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“You will stand and see the good, but you will also stand and see the bad—the dead shall rise and the blind… — Craig Johnson Blind Copy Share Image
“Jesus!" "Are you hurt?" "Jesus!" "Walk down the hallway and come back when you have more vocabulary.” — Craig Johnson Jesus Copy Share Image
“Philadelphia, where no good deed goes unpunished . . . —STEVE LOPEZ The Philadelphia Inquirer January 15, 1995” — Craig Johnson Unpunished Copy Share Image
“You do have one prejudice though. I looked back at her again from under the brim of my hat. "You don't care… — Craig Johnson Life Copy Share Image
“he’s like a gun; once you point him and pull the trigger, it’s too late to change your mind.” — Craig Johnson Psychology Copy Share Image
Maybe there really isn't any such thing as mortality; life simply wears us out with love. — Craig Johnson Death Copy Share Image
I looked over at her; if women knew how good they looked in the dash light of oversized pickup trucks, they'd never… — Craig Johnson Light Copy Share Image
“As your trusted Indian scout, it is important for me to warn you that you are now on perilously thin ice” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“I think there was an awful lot about him that I thought I knew, but the truth was I was just coloring… — Craig Johnson Relationships Copy Share Image
“She was classic Wyoming, that indiscriminate age between thirty and a hundred where the women find a comfort for themselves and just… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
