“I have a hangover that feels like someone let a cat loose inside my face.” — Charles Yu Copy Share Image
You know you're a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake. — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
We've legalized marijuana recently. Medical marijuana, but the rest will come. — Susan Sarandon Copy Share Image
I'm sure that half the buzz from smoking grass was the fact that it was so illegal. — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
One drink, two drinks, three, & now four! Show that drunk the way to the door! — Know Moore Copy Share Image
“He read at wine, he read in bed, He read aloud, had he the breath, His every thought was with the dead,… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
You can drink out of Lincoln's nose. They got the Hard Rock t-shirts. They got Elvis, too. — Suzy Bogguss Copy Share Image
“Life’s too short for this shit,’ he had announced to his empty apartment, and that had been the end of the great… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
When people ask me why are you singing a drinking song if you don't drink anymore, because when I did drink I… — Brantley Gilbert Copy Share Image
Stay in school, stay off drugs, don't make the same mistakes I did, respect yourself, and others will follow. — Ike Turner Copy Share Image
Wit, after all, is a mighty tart, pungent ingredient, and much too acid for some stomachs; but honest good humor is the… — Washington Irving Copy Share Image
I still drink vodka; I'm not an advocate of drinking, but I'm no angel. I don't like grass, because it just makes… — Calvin Klein Copy Share Image
I'd definitely attend a marijuana legalization rally if I wasn't too stoned to leave my apartment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Various "wars on drugs" throughout history have killed millions, enslaved millions more, destroyed families, are usually just thin pretenses for mass incarceration,… — Kool A.D Copy Share Image
As he followed Bill back to the others a wry though came to him, born no doubt of the wine he had… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Far more than a quest for pleasure, chronic substance use is the addict’s attempt to escape distress. From a medical point of… — Gabor Maté Copy Share Image
I gave up smoking, I never gave up the drinking. But it's hard to smoke and swim at the same time. You'd… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
“When I opened up the bottle of wine, Thebes said whoa, you yanked that cork out of there like you were saving… — Miriam Toews Copy Share Image
So many times I thought to myself, man, I never want to do drugs again. But I would never sacrifice any experience… — Evan Dando Copy Share Image
If I go Before I'm old Oh, brother of mine Please don't forget me if I go Bartender, please Fill my glass… — Dave Matthews Copy Share Image
“Devon glanced at him with mild surprise. “For a man who’s seldom more than half sober, you’ve noticed a great deal.” “Have… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
