“I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking...scared the hell out of me. So that's it, after today...no more… — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
The three drunkest cities in America: Fresno, Riverside, and whatever Mel Gibson is driving through. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“down best with his clients and as such he always had a bottle available in his office. In his five years working… — J.C. Reed Copy Share Image
The only advice I can give to aspiring writers is don't do it unless you're willing to give your whole life to… — Jim Harrison Copy Share Image
“I went out and had a drink. I needed to talk to someone, and solitary drinkers are lucky in this regard— they… — Daniel Quinn Copy Share Image
It is sometimes necessary for each person. Fill up with delicious food, get drunk, sing loudly and chat frivolously. — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk, that'll teach you to keep your mouth shut. — Jackana Copy Share Image
Like the plague, opioids kill the young, the old, the healthy, the sick, the virtuous and the sinful. — Eric Greitens Copy Share Image
Nobody can become a drug addict if they're hip. Because it's obvious that if you're hip then you've got to make it.… — George Harrison Copy Share Image
Crack offered a lot of money to the inner-city youth who didn't go to college. Which enabled them to become businessmen. I… — Questlove Copy Share Image
You know how we make a Scotch and water in this home?" "No, sir," Gus said. "We pour Scotch into a glass… — John Green Copy Share Image
“He took three shots a night-no more, no less. He switched from whisky to straight gin. The bum compensated for the scant… — James Ellroy Copy Share Image
We need to be acting responsible as adults, and I don't endorse in any way the irresponsible use of marijuana. But I… — Cory Booker Copy Share Image
...All patients reported a loss of craving for drugs while taking large doses of Vitamin C, during detoxification. Of the first 30… — Irwin Stone Copy Share Image
“Noah lost his epithet "the pious" when he began to occupy himself with the growing of the vine. He became a "man… — Louis Ginzberg Copy Share Image
“We've been told that with regard to seduction, "candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker," but in truth, rather, properly selected: "candy… — Rick Doblin Copy Share Image
Working out is my partying Protein Shakes are my beer Amino Acids are my shots The Pump is my Drunk And the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I recently gave up Warcraft so my productivity, and drinking, have increased dramatically. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's enjoy a day that's longer than others for reasons that don't involve having a terrible hangover. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“he that drinks all night, and is hanged betimes in the morning, may sleep the sounder all the next day.” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Tobacco is the passion of honest men and he who lives without tobacco is not worthy of living. — Moliere Copy Share Image
If you don't need to quit drinking, you shouldn't quit drinking. I used to really love to drink, and especially living in… — Tom Ford Copy Share Image
“Therefore, smokable or injectable forms of drugs have a greater danger of producing abuse or addiction. The way the brain functions and… — Michael Kuhar Copy Share Image
A horrid alcoholic explosion scatters all my good intentions like bits of limbs and clothes over the doorsteps and into the saloon… — Dylan Thomas Copy Share Image
Many doctors are stuck in the idea that addiction is a choice, and they don't treat that. — David Sheff Copy Share Image
Tobacco addiction sinks its claws in deeply, it's just as powerful of [sic] an addiction as heroin or crack cocaine... — Al Gore Copy Share Image
[Smoking is] a dirty habit that should be banned from America by the Government, instead of moderate alcoholic drinking. — Auguste Piccard Copy Share Image
Our rum, Caliche - I call it Cali - is a blend of three-, four- and five-year rums: It took us about… — Rande Gerber Copy Share Image
“. . . and what if I did drink too much? Whose business is that? Who knows how much I didn't drink?” — William Kennedy Copy Share Image
Marijuana for everybody in yamakas. I dont give a fuck till my homies put some bottles up. — Mac Miller Copy Share Image
“I shot it back and closed my eyes, considering a trip to the liquor store. But there wasn’t enough whiskey in the… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
If we make people believe that before the age of 16 they got sick drinking vodka, they don't want to drink as… — Elizabeth Loftus Copy Share Image
Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I did for a while, but it only makes me giggle. — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
It should not be an act of social disobedience to light a cigarette. Unless you're actually a doctor working at an incubator. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Look, I have never made a secret of the fact that I have tried marijuana... About 50,000 times. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Your cocktail shaker can be smooth chrome or hammered aluminum. It must both conduct cold and look sophisticated at the same time. — Roger Stone Copy Share Image
Women are like wine: strong, spirited, full bodied, intoxicating, and potent. And we never cease to surprise. — Shefali Shah Copy Share Image
You can't find the answers on the bottom of a whiskey glass, but if you look hard enough you'll forget the questions. — George Patterson Copy Share Image
“Dr. Chopra describes all addiction as a lack of exultation; meaning that something is missing from the person’s life. From a mind-body… — John Barrett Hawkins Copy Share Image
That moment when you wake up with a hang over and say I'm not drinking anymore...until the following weekend approaches. — Robert Escalante Copy Share Image
![“We've been told that with regard to seduction, "candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker," but in truth, rather, properly selected: "candy makes randy; liquor makes desire flicker"; or, as Shakespeare's porter said to Macduff: "[drink] provokes the desire but it takes away the performance." The wines…” quote by Rick Doblin](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/f93/rick-doblin-34503_liquor_we-ve-been-told-that-with-regard-to-sedu_905541.jpg)
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