Hey officers, the only people who can say the alphabet backwards are the people who practice it because they're always drinking and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“How could I ever bring myself to forget my last heavenly night in the divine town of wineries? Never...” — Ramona Matta Copy Share Image
“...And there's the Midnight Growlers, a philosophical movement dedicated to high spiritual ideals and the pursuit of truth and -' Beer,' said… — Robert Rankin Copy Share Image
They say a drunken mind speaks a sober heart, so drink up and tell me how you really feel. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading: Henny Youngman. He was a wise man who invented beer — Plato Copy Share Image
The chosen one, from the land of the frozen sun where drunk nights get remembered more than sober ones. — Talib Kweli Copy Share Image
“(a hangover without a head to torment is like a philanthropist without an institution to endow),” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
My manager said, "Don't use liquor as a crutch!" I can't use liquor as a crutch, because a crutch helps me walk. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
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I was a little too antsy, I was jumping around, wanting to go here, wanting to be there. Once I started smoking… — Schoolboy Q Copy Share Image
If an addict who has been completely cured starts smoking again he no longer experiences the discomfort of his first addiction. There… — Jean Cocteau Copy Share Image
Two drinks a day. Two drinks a day. TWO DRINKS A DAY! It doesn't work! Not when you want eleven, and not… — Elaine Stritch Copy Share Image
I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies, so I can smoke two cigarettes at the same time! I'm gonna get nine tracheotomies,… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Very good wine was bought at ten pounds per pipe, the contract price; but the superior quality was fifteen pounds; and some… — William Bligh Copy Share Image
I won't do anything that is connected with drugs. I've seen drugs ruin so many people's lives. I don't think there's anything… — Betty White Copy Share Image
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Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
People always expect you to be jumping out of a Rolls Royce and being in the papers for drunk and disorderly or… — Davy Jones Copy Share Image
I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
I smoked my first cigar in 1991, when we won the championship. Up to that point, I had never smoked a cigar,… — Michael Jordan Copy Share Image
Maybe the French will get a manned craft into space if they can get a rocket strong enough to lift a bottle… — David Brinkley Copy Share Image
As far as I'm concerned, the reformation of marijuana laws is something that I take seriously. I think it's something that can… — Asher Roth Copy Share Image
I don't drink and I don't smoke and I don't like being around people who do. Oh no, I sound really boring! — Kat Dennings Copy Share Image
The attacks on global warming are no different than the attacks the cigarettes companies used to use to say that cigarettes don't… — Leonard Mlodinow Copy Share Image
“Chandler could outdrink a sponge, though he had been dealing with auditors all day, and if anything was an excuse to drink… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“ "I don't know exactly what's wrong with you, but I bet it's hard to pronounce when you're drunk." ” — Cherie Priest Copy Share Image
Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes. — James Stewart Copy Share Image
Some folks have a few drinks to unwind, but me? I like to take out one contact and chug a jar of… — Analeigh Tipton Copy Share Image
This ain't how it's supposed to be. I feel like you're trying to take control of me. I'm a man, but I… — Lmfao Copy Share Image
“Drugs?" "Rituals. Are you messing around with drugs?" "No. But maybe rituals." "Drugs might be better.” — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
I made up my mind when I was 15 years old that I would never smoke or drink. I have kept that… — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
Got uncles that smoke it some put blow up they nose. To cope with they lows the wind is cold & it blows. — Common Copy Share Image
Rollin' so much weed it's like the motherland. I ain't talkin' English, I'm talkin' rubber bands. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
“I decide to order wine, despite the fact that I don’t like it. But just because I don’t enjoy it is no… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Memories, pressed between the pages of my mind. Memories, sweetened through the ages just like wine. — Elvis Presley Copy Share Image
It's amateur night for drinkers so I'm going home to quietly intoxicate myself into a decrepit stupor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be a dray man delivering the beer, maybe. If they could wangle some cockney in, that would be great. — Pauline Quirke Copy Share Image
“It's a tradition to drink rakia with snacks. Not like the Russians, you know, who just drink to get drunk. I like… — Annie Ward Copy Share Image
By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth… — Don Marquis Copy Share Image
