The shortest way out of Manchester is notoriously a bottle of Gordon's gin. — William Bolitho Copy Share Image
Everything really desirable has come about because of, or in spite of, wine! — Lawrence Durrell Copy Share Image
“I let wine breathe. And I hold my breathe, so it can get all the air.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I've had very little sex. I like my Scotch, but I've never been drunk. — Khushwant Singh Copy Share Image
Music loud: Check! Drink in hand: Check! Smile on face: Check! Saturday mode activated! — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
What do drunkards do? They... drink... themselves... to... death. — William Seabrook Copy Share Image
And to all the hoes that was dissin' I pray to God that you see me. I'm on a yacht getting hella'… — Big Sean Copy Share Image
There are people who embrace the Oxford comma and those who don't, and I'll just say this: never get between these people… — Lynne Truss Copy Share Image
A mi seh no bush weed, no bush weed noo. Wizzla a light fi bun fi mi draw. Mi know you cya… — Tarrus Riley Copy Share Image
“Vodka was a liquid cultural yardstick, an eighty-proof vehicle of escape from the socialist daily grind.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Wheelchairs won’t kill you. And cigarettes won’t paralyze you. Stick a wheelchair in your mouth and smoke it.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Jimmy used to drink liquor. Now he's running for president and he drinks Scotch, and I've never trusted a Scotch-drinker. — Billy Carter Copy Share Image
There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
I'm a huge fan of James Dean, that got me started. Nowadays I smoke four packs in a day. — Ville Valo Copy Share Image
Sober Thoughts' is a song about an unhealthy relationship I was in with a girl, where we would continue to mistreat each… — Goldlink Copy Share Image
A man making the confession of any creed worth ten minutes' intelligent talk, is always a man who gains something and gives… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Its a new drug thats becoming more potent by the day floating around and got people mind gone worse than crack its… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the ocean was made of vodka and I were a duck,i would swim to the bottom and never come up. But… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sure smokers have made personal choices. And they pay for those choices every day, whether sitting through an airline flight dyingfor a… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
Estimates suggest that from 20 to 50 million Americans routinely, albeit illegally, smoke marijuana without the benefit of direct medical supervision. Yet,… — Frances M. Young Copy Share Image
Back in 1990, there were fewer than 20 wineries in and around Paso Robles, a farming community midway between San Francisco and… — Robert M. Parker, Jr Copy Share Image
What is meditation?... It is fleeing from the self, it is a short escape of the agony of being a self, it… — Hermann Hesse Copy Share Image
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. — George Burns Copy Share Image
I smoke so much weed that you wouldn't believe and I get more ass then a toilet seat. — Nate Dogg Copy Share Image
It warms the blood, adds luster to the eyes, and wine and love have ever been allies. — Ovid Copy Share Image
There in wine is found the great generalization: all life is fermentation. — Richard P. Feynman Copy Share Image
We need to start treating addiction like the chronic disease that it is. — Doug Burgum Copy Share Image
