God really changed my life from where I was at where I first met my wife. — Rory MacDonald Copy Share Image
When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“My wife thinks I think I’m such hot stuff. She’s wrong. I don’t think I’m such hot stuff.” — Kurt Vonnegut Jr Copy Share Image
If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I'll always be this crazy, fun person, but when it's time to get married, I'm going to be an amazing wife — Nicole Polizzi Copy Share Image
I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she's hilarious. — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
Why do I want my wife to show off her panties when the wind blows? Horses show their behinds, and cows and… — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
I've been to Chicago a lot - it's one of my favorite places. My wife is from Chicago, and I worked in… — Christopher Walken Copy Share Image
Ramdev Baba had once said mean things about item girls and heroines. So I want to marry him to prove that even… — Rakhi Sawant Copy Share Image
A woman worries about future until she gets a husband, A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember the first time I met my wife, Elisa. As a favor to a friend, I had gone to her home… — Joseph B. Wirthlin Copy Share Image
My son is an integral part of my life; the fact of life is that parents and children need you; wife doesn't… — Sonu Nigam Copy Share Image
My lovely wife Janet has been in a few paintings. She is basically a reserved woman who has never sought the limelight.… — LeRoy Neiman Copy Share Image
My wife at home. She didn't have a pregnant belly anymore, nobody to cling to, no shoulder to cry on, no one… — Marquise Goodwin Copy Share Image
This is a book called Women in the Shade of Islam. It's published by the government of Saudi Arabia. I picked it… — Dalia Mogahed Copy Share Image
If your definition of homosexuality is being able to do whatever you want to and that you should be able to go… — Scott Lively Copy Share Image
I gave a talk on gender stuff at Facebook one morning and a man didn't come. It was optional; he didn't have… — Sheryl Sandberg Copy Share Image
“A friend of ours, the wife of a pastor at a church in Colorado, had once told me about something her daughter,… — Todd Burpo Copy Share Image
Because I'm a chef, I eat out frequently, so it's hard for me to control what I consume in terms of calories.… — Masaharu Morimoto Copy Share Image
When I deal with my son, my wife and I definitely take the time to make sure that he feels comfortable in… — Channing Frye Copy Share Image
That, they never could lay their heads upon their pillows; that, they could never tolerate the idea of their wives laying their… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
An extravagance is something you buy which is no earthly use to your wife. — Franklin P. Adams Copy Share Image
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
It was not easy with a newborn, asking your wife to give up the family home and your security. — Heston Blumenthal Copy Share Image
Make her your girl, treat her like your last and make her your wife and keep away the past — Alex Garcia Copy Share Image
My wife and I try to have a date night once a week. We schedule them all in advance. — Nathan Blecharczyk Copy Share Image
Now, I am thrilled to be a wife and mother, and I hope to be as good of a mother as my… — Kristi Yamaguchi Copy Share Image
I believe in the vows that I took with my wife. Through sickness, in health, for richer or poorer. — Michael Schiavo Copy Share Image
Hey you can talk about my wife am not gonna flinch, Just remember your mom is my side bitch — DUB$TEPPER Copy Share Image
God designed husbands and wives to complete each other, not to compete with each other. — Jimmy Evans Copy Share Image
I guess I define myself as a mother, a wife, kind of a nutty person. A good person. — Meredith Vieira Copy Share Image
