Wife Quotes · Page 100

As a man, I've learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking.

— Robert Breault

I like all of my songs. My wife, however, likes me singing the soulful ballads.

— KK

“A man wants too many things before marriage, but only peace after it.”

— Pawan Mishra

My wife is really unhappy with my agent. But I'm the big winner.

— James Denton

Satan probably wouldn't have talked so big if God had been his wife.

— P. J. O'Rourke

I'm marrying my common-law wife, Beth, the Christian way, with a preacher and all that.

— Duane Chapman

The difficulty of course is that I like women. It is only wives I am in trouble with.

— John Steinbeck

My wife is, by and large, the best thing that ever happened to me.

— Michael McDonald

Marriage is sanctified when it is cherished and honored in holiness. That union is not merely between husband and wife; it embraces…

— Russell M. Nelson

My ex-wife was a philosophy major at NYU. Yeah, she and I used to have deep philosophical discussions where she would prove…

— Woody Allen

I had a friend, Melissa, who was 28 years old. She was my best friend's wife, and she was my wife's best…

— Jason Aldean

Nathan always believed his wife was trying to poison him but he didn't seem to mind. He said it made life kind…

— Anonymous

A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more…

— Frank Abagnale

Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy…

— Rita Rudner

My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing. I power wash everything: my wife, the mailman with the f-cking…

— J. B. Smoove

If a man loves you... he's willing to profess it. He'll give you a title after a while. You're going to be…

— Steve Harvey

A married vicar is likely to regard his vocation as a job - a tough and ill-paid one, to be sure -…

— Simon Hoggart

Without marriage there will be no renunciation, Buddha would not have left the world - for what? His wife, Yashodhara, must have…

— Rajneesh

We're all embers from the same fire. Our ember winks out, we're ashes, we go back to the fire. I like that…

— William Shatner

I really wanted to retire and rest and spend more time with my children, my grandchildren and of course with my wife.…

— Nelson Mandela

That was in Crescent City, California, up near the Oregon border. I left soon after. But today I was thinking of that…

— Raymond Carver

I love Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart because they're bringing irony back into American humor, which is a delicious treat. The entire…

— John Lydon

I discover that some of the Eastern papers represent me as a great blasphemer, because I said, in my lecture on Marriage,…

— Orson Pratt

. . . this oligarchy of sex, which makes fathers, brothers, husbands and sons, the oligarchs over the mother and sisters, the…

— Susan B. Anthony

You really like her, you might wife her. I don't like her, so I one night her.

— Rocko

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

— Winston Churchill

There's a difference between a Hollywood wife and a Hollywood woman. I don't count. I worked.

— Angie Dickinson

My wife and I never squabbled in front of the children. We never touched each other except in love.

— Henry Mancini

I can replace things, but I could never replace my wife and kids.

— Pablo Escobar

After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful.

— Navjot Singh Sidhu

I don't have friends, I have thousands of acquaintances. No friends. I figured I had a wife and children.

— Charles Bronson

“When Matussem Ramoud opened his eyes each morning, his wife would still not be there. ”

— Diana Abu-Jaber

Problems reconciling mom and the wife are difficult in the best of times.

— Natalie Dormer

I used to say to my late wife, 'I have great faith in the American people.'

— Joe Biden

My parents didn't have the opportunities that my wife and I have now, from a quality of life standpoint.

— Derek Fisher

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

— Jeff Foxworthy

Happy wife, happy life. I think every man learns that quick. Really quick.

— Chad Kroeger

My youngest is 26, and so I hardly remember life not being a father, but my wife and I were hands on-parents.

— Timothy B. Schmit

I'm a very famous wife but I'm still plodding along in my career.

— Dana Reeve

I was a very good friend of Rajiv Gandhi, and I had affection for Sonia as his wife.

— Subramanian Swamy