When you first joined Facebook you never knew how many family members had one! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Every time I check Facebook, I get sick of my friends' pointless dramatic posts!” — Malak Abu Shanab Copy Share Image
I just puked and some inspirational tweets came out. Now I know where some of you get your tweets from! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook; Letting you put your nose in other people's business since 2004. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women over 200 pounds with a visible thong should have to register as sex offenders. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Talked about me on Facebook one day,Unfriended me the next…well that's one less wanna be to worry about.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think what's most important is for people to understand that they can advertise on Instagram. — Marne Levine Copy Share Image
I use Twitter mostly, and then whenever I just want to preview some new music that I record, I take to Snapchat… — NLE Choppa Copy Share Image
We're so stuck in our heads with social media that we don't get to meet people and go out to have a… — Michael Ball Copy Share Image
Every day the choristers of the social web chirp their advice about openness and trust; craigslist follows none of it, and every… — Gary Wolf Copy Share Image
“The greatest irony is that people with Rolodexes are no longer LinkedIn. And if that pun doesn't make sense, don’t ask anyone… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
I'm sure there are some commercial applications for Twitter, but they don't really interest me. I mean, 140 characters? I am really… — Barry Diller Copy Share Image
“Even though the place looked like Kansas, I didn´t need to tell Toto that my Facebook Places status wasnñt anywhere on the… — John Corwin Copy Share Image
I feel like there's a tremendous amount of pressure that society and the Internet put on people to look or be perfect. — Bella Poarch Copy Share Image
I don't tweet because I don't need another creative venue. I don't need another form for self-expression. I don't need another way… — Ira Glass Copy Share Image
“I had to do a booth for my mom on Saturday. Every time someone from school walked past, I could see them… — Amanda Ashby Copy Share Image
Short attention span is the new avant-garde. Everyone complains that we can no longer intake huge chunks of text. I find that… — Kenneth Goldsmith Copy Share Image
I just can't fathom tweeting, and I'd rather spend my time writing a book than a blog, but I rather grudgingly agreed… — Debra Dean Copy Share Image
Twitter is so severe, you know? And it's completely for free, it's scattershot, and it's very easy to feel embarrassed. It's hard… — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
We all have personal brands and most of us have already left a digital footprint, whether we like it or not. Proper… — Amy Jo Martin Copy Share Image
In our era of celebrity, where every life is made public through email, blogs and Facebook, one of the greatest oddities may… — Lily Koppel Copy Share Image
I realize that Facebook today is a global success with more than 600 million users worldwide. But I also understand, maybe a… — Henning Mankell Copy Share Image
The danger for a comedian on Twitter is the same danger that any civilian faces: sometimes you gotta put that phone down… — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
“Social networks are created from any collection of connections among a group of people and things.” — Derek Hansen Copy Share Image
There's lot of social censorship now, especially in this era of ubiquitous social media. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I wanted you but you made me feel like an option so I had to let you go. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you dont like what I fucking post there is a Unfriend Button right there… hahaha — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From the day Facebook launched in 2004, the profile was the most critical page on the site. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instagram and nightclubs are where ugly people go to trick people into thinking they're hot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The awkward moment someone's happy you liked their status... and you un-like it while they're still online. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before Twitter or Facebook, all the fandom that I knew about was anecdotal. — Rob Thomas Copy Share Image
I don't delete tweets that don't get retweeted. I hug them and tell them they're just as special. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My website bulletin board is the place I interact with my readers. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
That moment when you have to beg yourself to stop crying and tell yourself, 'Be Strong' — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Instagram also alleviates the increasingly recognizable “pain” known as “fear of missing out,” or FOMO.” — Nir Eyal Copy Share Image
