One of the biggest hurdles about Foursquare is you need to remember to use it. — Dennis Crowley Copy Share Image
Facebook creeping yourself to make sure there's nothing for other girls to hate on... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
She: Do You Think Im Fat Now.? Me: No Baby, You Have Just Become My Teddy Bearfrom A Barbie Doll..!! ¥ — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I get lots of female attention on social media and some of it is disgusting. But my wife doesn't really care. — Gino D'Acampo Copy Share Image
So many people in their 20s and 30s, on Twitter, say 'Please write something for us,' so I have to listen to… — R. L. Stine Copy Share Image
When I write on Twitter, I do other things: I'm working, grading, or reading, and I'm procrastinating, and I'll pop on Twitter… — Roxane Gay Copy Share Image
A boys painful letter to Facebook... . . . . Dear Facebook , Plz stop suggesting me such beautiful girls, . .… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it - queefing? I don't know what you… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I often don't endorse what I tweet, rather I want to throw things about to spark conversation or controversy. What I think… — Kenneth Goldsmith Copy Share Image
LOVE, The only thing that has changed over the millions of years of playing this game is that trumps have changed from… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Somebody asked meh- Broda What is FAce BooK? (earlier it was original, real but now a days its just a Fake- book..isn't?… — Raghav Singh Copy Share Image
I think the Internet has made things a lot easier. Twitter and Facebook let you really connect to your readers effortlessly! — Caroline Leavitt Copy Share Image
This is not Facebook, what book? Slutbook? They need to call this Fuckbook. Picture looking good, but in person... Yuckbook. Hellbook, Tellbook,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you look at how much information you put out, even just on your phone, on Facebook, on Google, whatever, you essentially… — Christopher Wylie Copy Share Image
“Nicholas is smart, though. He doesn’t push it directly at Vottari. He pushes it through other people Vottari knows and trusts on… — Brad Thor Copy Share Image
I think it's obvious why someone wouldn't personally want to see these words on their feed, but I'm also concerned about the… — Chrissy Teigen Copy Share Image
The interesting products out on the Internet today are not building new technologies. They're combining technologies. Instagram, for instance: Photos plus geolocation… — Jack Dorsey Copy Share Image
Facebook has gone from a nice-and-boring social network to becoming an identity layer of the web. It is where nearly a billion… — Om Malik Copy Share Image
I actually love Twitter and Instagram. I do think it's so strange to think that 20 years ago, people would never have… — Lorde Copy Share Image
You're open to minute-by-minute criticism which comes via Twitter, that starts seeping its way into your head, and it's easy to let… — Joe Buck Copy Share Image
I think the Huffington Post has been inventive and presents what it aggregates well. — Jill Abramson Copy Share Image
Some ppl dnt like my posts, As dey believe I take thr likes really serious...!! — Sandhu Copy Share Image
My page is junk, because I hate putting anything to do with me on the site, it just feels wrong. — Colin Greenwood Copy Share Image
Why is my Facebook news feed all about babies, engagement rings, and weddings? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm just here for the discourse of self-fulfillment through social media. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook has just suggested I poke my gf. Yeah good one facebook...i v been trying for weeks... — Lawrence Copy Share Image
This is facebook don't like my story get the fuck off my page BYE!!! — Danielle Hall Copy Share Image
When you're a representative, and you can use social media as a tool, you essentially become the media. — Anna Paulina Luna Copy Share Image
Tears running down my face like rain, who would have ever thought that love would come with so much pain. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Doctor: A person who kills your disease with pills and you with bills. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
