Today Facebook went public, just as Myspace's last user went private. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Liking ur own status on face book is like giving urself a high five in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF READING THIS TWEET U JUST GO SIT AND CONTEMPLATE THIS EARTH'S NATURAL BEAUTY — Kool A.D Copy Share Image
I don't wanna go full mainstream and have my followers go 'What happened?' — Blueface Copy Share Image
I wouldn't know how to be on Facebook if my life depended on it. — Sarah Jessica Parker Copy Share Image
I positive Twitter was created by a cat lady as just another platform to talk about her cats. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Social media listening tools make it easy to track brand references and mentions, and these functions can still be handled ably by… — Ryan Holmes Copy Share Image
Whenever someone says This day couldn't get any worse I immediately punch them in nose & ask Are you sure about that? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Girl: Why's my name your Facebook status every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me whats on my mind? and honestly its… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
You know, I look at Twitter as kind of a roomful of people who are interested in what you have to say.… — Chris Thile Copy Share Image
A New Jersey man is suing two men for allegedly using Facebook to organize an attack on him at a bar. By… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
Sometimes @BrookeShields rolls into your party dressed as a Christmas tree, carrying a bucket of KFC. pic.twitter.com/DTtZkZY4cB — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
This girl keeps starring my tweets and I keep starring her tweets but we never follow each other, are we married now? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's hard to think that Mark Zuckerberg is actually impoverishing anyone by getting rich with Facebook. But driverless cars are another matter… — Angus Deaton Copy Share Image
I try not to respond to trolls. I've learned blocking. If anybody is truly mean to me, or says something arrogant -… — Andie MacDowell Copy Share Image
Although we may think we're masking our insecurities or portraying ourselves in the most favorable light, our behavior on social media reveals… — Amy Morin Copy Share Image
The creative destruction that social media is currently unleashing will change more than technology or the leader board of the Fortune 100.… — Simon Mainwaring Copy Share Image
The growing role of enterprise social media, plus the growing budgets and authority of CMOs entrusted with choosing the best platforms, translates… — Ryan Holmes Copy Share Image
A lot of folks focus on using Twitter as a marketing tool. They'll have a bump that says something like 'Tweet about… — Robin Sloan Copy Share Image
When you ready come and tweet it na na na na na na na na na na when you ready come and… — Natalya Johnson Copy Share Image
My ideal world was the early days of Twitter, where everyone was curious about each other and everyone saw it as kind… — Jon Ronson Copy Share Image
On the Internet, you only need two emails to become two different person, different name, different picture, different ways to say, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
