Marriage paralyzes men from the neck up and women from the waist down. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm pro Instagramming... but sometimes it's annoying if I'm really hungry. — David Burtka Copy Share Image
'Unfollowers' Spelled backwards is srewollofnu. Which sounds like screw all of you. Coincidence? I think not — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Twitter's brilliant. It allows us to talk to fans and gets them to games. — Steph Houghton Copy Share Image
If Mark Zuckerberg doesn't understand something, it's not defeat. It's not even something he has to accept. It's merely a challenge he… — Sarah Lacy Copy Share Image
I've only very rarely sent a tweet to a politician. I think it could look a little too buddy-buddy if you're tweeting… — Ed Henry Copy Share Image
Why do they put alcohol on the arm of a death row inmate before they give him the needle? Are they afraid… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When people come to Twitter and they want to express something in the world, the technology fades away. It's them writing a… — Jack Dorsey Copy Share Image
Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me, you all are nothing! Electricity: Keep talking,… — Paperjam Copy Share Image
The cyber threat has evolved dramatically since I left DOJ in 2005, partly just reflecting how much the digital world has itself… — Christopher A. Wray Copy Share Image
Social media puts reciprocity on steroids because now you can reach more people in more ways to do more things for them… — Guy Kawasaki Copy Share Image
I post all the time anyway. It's part of who I am. There's me IRL. There's me URL. That's just my life.… — Petra Collins Copy Share Image
People mistake their love of the technology for it being a solution. Social media is the problem, not the solution, in crisis… — Eric Dezenhall Copy Share Image
Social media is really not for conversations. There are people that you can meet and talk to on it, but it was… — Zelda Williams Copy Share Image
A couple is married for 47 years and the woman dies. At the funeral, the pallbearers swing the coffin, which hits a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“We’re going to tell these people that they dropped because Facebook dropped us. We're going to say the Number needs the data… — Yudhanjaya Wijeratne Copy Share Image
Something outrageous, in the truest sense of the word, is always happening. On social networks, we're always voicing our reactions to these… — Roxane Gay Copy Share Image
Our generation, unfortunately, is stuck to our phones - and, like, Twitter - constantly, which I have no problem with. I'd say… — Israel Broussard Copy Share Image
People are fans of Dunkin' Donuts. They have a relationship with the company, they go there every day. Dunkin' Donuts is using… — Evan Williams Copy Share Image
Some of my fans don't really like it when I respond to people who say things that are trying to be hurtful… — Rickie Fowler Copy Share Image
Roses are Red, Facebook is Blue, no Mutal Friends, who the Hell are You? — John Martinez Copy Share Image
I don't like facebook.There are fake id's.Some even don't know they are flirting with their sisters… — Ritesh Ojha Copy Share Image
I love Meredith Monk, and with Instagram, I get a chance to see if she has a cat, and what's she reading. — Devendra Banhart Copy Share Image
If I said It would take too long to explain. I really meant I have no idea how it works. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My job involves sharing food and the stories behind the plate, in part, via social media. — Melissa Leong Copy Share Image
When I go on heavy rants, or I retweet too much, everybody unfollows me. — Denzel Curry Copy Share Image
I'm not on any social media; I don't even know what things are. I'm so behind the times. — Rosemarie DeWitt Copy Share Image
Twitter is an amazing thing, because people follow each other and they can make friends. — Courtney Love Copy Share Image
Quincy has no online Facebook. What a sham. Nothing I can do about that. -Mark Zuckerberg — The Social Network Copy Share Image
I think in this world of social media, we will be lost if we don't have an online account. — D. Imman Copy Share Image
Anyone who follows me on Twitter knows I - I show pictures of my airplanes. — Ed Schultz Copy Share Image
Hitman: The one who kills people for money. Hitwoman: The one who doesn't know when to shut the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That would make a great Instagram photo - me and David Hasselhoff and Pamela Anderson. — Alexandra Daddario Copy Share Image
