Twitter Quotes · Page 158

They always say to treat people the way you want to be treated. So far, I've given 4 handjobs today.

— Nikhil Saluja

Millions of followers doesn't equal millions of dollars.

— Tess Holliday

I hate when I comment on a girl status then thirsty niggas starting commenting. I delete my comment

— Deon Crockett

We don't like going all gaga about love on social media.

— Rahul Vaidya

Amazon's 'Twitch' appears to be creating a service that operates like Twitter.

— Walt Mossberg

Social Networking should never replace face-to-face time.

— Germany Kent

My girl went away for the weekend, and I didn't masturbate once. I masturbated 21 times.

— Nikhil Saluja

The cruelty and the meanness, that's why I'm not, I don't have a social media account that's public.

— Ashley Biden

Facebook and Google are essentially an advertising duopoly, and we have almost no idea how their algorithms work.

— Zephyr Teachout

I love facebook its like apart of me. And who ever put Facebook is like jail bring baq and its not jail…

— Jay'Da

Am I the only one that reads my tweets from the bottom up? I like to see what's happening in chronological order.

— Anonymous

I know for a fact that I would be happier without social media in my life but I can't bring myself to…

— Anonymous

You know you're getting old when your FB timeline is no longer filled with baby photos...but first day of school photos.

— Anonymous

As more people use social media to tell the story of the future, the wants and needs of more people will be…

— Simon Mainwaring

Twitter represents a collective collaboration that manifests our ability to unconsciously connect kindred voices through the experiences that move us. As such,…

— Brian Solis

I have made the mistaken assumption - and I will attempt to be better at this - of thinking that because somebody…

— Elon Musk

“There's something beautiful about the perfect hashtag. Never underestimate what can be accomplished with a few carefully chosen characters strung together behind…

— Tansy Rayner Roberts

I scroll through Instagram and Twitter, and whenever I see something that speaks to me, I take a screenshot to save it…

— Ally Brooke

“The most important factor to increasing growth is ... Viral Cycle Time.”[xxv] Viral Cycle Time is the amount of time it takes…

— Nir Eyal

My mom says to me, Honey, I don't want you to think I have diabetes because I'm fat. I have diabetes because…

— Nikhil Saluja

I started posting on my social media super-young. I didn't really understand what it was. When I was about 15, I started…

— Alexis Ren

When I got on to social media and I started to show my belly, my stretch marks, my grey hair and my…

— Sameera Reddy

In the days when I used to tweet, I would encounter comments wishing death upon me. There were people who claimed they…

— Andie MacDowell

I mean, we've built a lot of products that we think are good, and will help people share photos and share videos…

— Mark Zuckerberg

LOVE, Something which combines the two greatest powers on earth -- war and peace;

— Nikhil Saluja

I started a MySpace teen lit discussion group and invited people to join.

— Sarah Mlynowski

Following twitter celebrities is exactly like realizing that the pretty girl talking to you works for playboy.

— Nikhil Saluja

Honey, please help me find a match for this sock. What for? Are you going to set it on fire?

— Nikhil Saluja

After this coronavirus thing, people started calling me half-corona on Twitter.

— Jwala Gutta

I think sometimes you need a little more explanation than the characters that you're allowed on Twitter.

— Tomi Lahren

If Facebook was a job,Everybody was going to be employed.

— Musa Nkutha

How I met your mother, its all started with a friend request.

— Anonymous

If you get caught up in social media too much then you start getting governed by it.

— KK

I always love to share my workout routines on my social media.

— Laurel Van Ness

There should be a new Online Status Update for Relationships... I Don't even Know What's Going On

— Anonymous

Have you ever thought if they added You Tube, Twitter, and Facebook together it would be called: You Twit Face!

— Azgraybebly Joslan

All of our dreams can come true if we learn to log out of Facebook at Night and go to sleep!

— Ritu Ghatourey

Some people be posting facebook statuses on here instead of quotes!

— Jojoo

MARRIAGE, A group which consists of: a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two;

— Nikhil Saluja

Social media is a weird thing. People have their keyboard and no face... they can say whatever they want.

— Christina Anstead