The thing is that what you see on Snapchat, that's DJ Khaled. That's Khaled for real. That's Khaled. — DJ Khaled Copy Share Image
“Your LinkedIn profile must include keywords for specific skills that match your desired job.” — Melanie Pinola Copy Share Image
Facebook, Twitter...Welcome to The 21st Century...Where Someone can stalk you without leaving the couch!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd like to say I don't respond to trolls but, yeah, sometimes I do. I don't even know why. — Maura Higgins Copy Share Image
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It's not how many followers you have, it's how many care. It's not width, it's depth. It's not how many impressions you… — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
No matter how bad your day is going, just remember that somewhere in the world someone just got a pubic hair in… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Twitter brings you closer. I mean, we see this over and over again from our users. It brings them closer to the… — Dick Costolo Copy Share Image
I can't read Jodorowsky's Twitter every day, firstly because I can't go on Twitter every day, but secondly because homie is an… — Weyes Blood Copy Share Image
If I put down my tweeter machine for a minute, I actually can communicate with people. As an aside, astonishingly, I just… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
American politics is always somewhat fluid. In this age of social media, it means that voters can swing back and forth. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I was a kid during the height of the Cold War. If I did something wrong, my parents just accused me of… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'll probably at some point get involved in Instagram and things like that because I feel it's reality, and it's the way… — Jennifer Connelly Copy Share Image
“He had first been excited by Facebook, ghosts of old friends suddenly morphing to life with wives and husbands and children, and… — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Copy Share Image
I have a tweet that said, 'I want to be a Calvin Klein model,' and that was in 2011. And then I… — Cameron Dallas Copy Share Image
“Facebook this week announced that it's experimenting with a tag that will mark sites such as the Onion, Clickhole and Empire News… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you see what is happening with the social network, with Facebook, Twitter and co it is becoming obvious that the reputation… — Emmanuel Petit Copy Share Image
Showing your own righteousness by pointing out someone's unrighteousness, the race to the bottom, the transgressions getting smaller and smaller and smaller… — Megan Phelps-Roper Copy Share Image
“You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.” “I know. And I still don’t like you, but--” “Good, I… — Barbie Bohrman Copy Share Image
When I was in high school, I got bullied through social media - on the Internet, on my Facebook. That was hard… — Alexia Fast Copy Share Image
It's impossible to overstate how important social media has been to me and the development of my career. The fact that I… — Kaskade Copy Share Image
Facebook in particular is the most appalling spying machine that has ever been invented, — Julian Assange Copy Share Image
You're so fake that you should have two facebook accounts; one for each face! — Harriet Morgan Copy Share Image
“I use Facebook to broadcast my intellectual luggage". ~R. Alan Woods [2012]” — R. Alan Woods Copy Share Image
“All our social-media feeds produce is a one-sided sympathetic stress reaction, day after day.” — Richard Beck Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you only recognize someone from Facebook creeping, but you say hey to them anyways... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you post the funniest facebook status you have ever written but no one likes ! xP — Komal Copy Share Image
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A facebook is a social networking site where you can connect with current day and past friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I drank so much beer that I feel like I can ejaculate a unicorn in full sprint. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A girl will bring you breakfast in bed. A lady will be your breakfast in bed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm trying to fix your mother's camera. Easy, easy - Hmmm. I think I need a bigger drill. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Twitter is making people really think they are famous. This generation is stuck on social media and its sad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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