Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. — John Mackey Copy Share Image
May changing your Facebook relationship status as an April Fool's joke not cause the end of your relationship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If anyone is tweeting right now, I'm not pulling a knife on David Cronenberg! — Mark Kingwell Copy Share Image
The goals of content are consumption, then behavior. The goals of social are participation, then behavior. — Jay Baer Copy Share Image
It's not stalking if its on twitter. The proper term is following or as I like to say 'lurking' lol. — Chanel Dudley Copy Share Image
LOVE, What we have in common with the residents of all third-world countries; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Like anyone else, I can fall into these massive Instagram holes and start comparing myself to other people. — Adwoa Aboah Copy Share Image
Have patience with all things, but, first of all with yourself. And then murder the asshole, Retweeting your Twitter Crush. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Irst up is Kirkland. They keep everything open and allow indexes in their Apache configuration, so a little w-get magic is all… — The Social Network Copy Share Image
The social-media landscape changes incredibly fast, so you have to be open-minded and nimble to keep up with it. — Alexis Ohanian Copy Share Image
We have a constantly-changing portfolio of social media experiments. The first time we tried applying social technologies in a customer service department… — Sandy Carter Copy Share Image
“Facebook Fun is refined. Reader reviews are rewarding on Goodreads. Retweets are readily available for Twitter teasing. Stay within the Netiquette.” — David Chiles Copy Share Image
I understand the art of PR, social media, gossip, and what that does for businesses, so I don't really trip off of… — Ray J Copy Share Image
Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram. — Ambri Bright Copy Share Image
“The answer to the question how to use Social Media lies in the name itself - being social; listen and respond; humanize… — Anoop Raghav Copy Share Image
“unPHILtered: The Way I See It (Robertson, Phil) - Your Highlight on Location 509-511 | Added on Monday, September 8, 2014 7:47:36… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The danger for a comedian on Twitter is the same danger that any civilian faces: sometimes you gotta put that phone down… — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
“Gregor would reference all kinds of books and articles, and instead of paraphrasing them, like any normal lazy person, he'd insist on… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
There's no doubt in my mind that I wouldn't be in the position that I am if I didn't have my 'One… — Jana Kramer Copy Share Image
While celebrities with large online followings certainly help to spread a campaign message quickly, they don't make an entire movement. I was… — Meena Harris Copy Share Image
One thing we see a lot is this - the idea kids have now that they don't have to go to college.… — Max Joseph Copy Share Image
I probably do 10 to 12 Snapchats a day. Spending time with my family or my chef, my workouts, my outfits, or… — Antonio Brown Copy Share Image
We live in a country where posting 'Let's riot or something bruv!' on Facebook will get you a couple of years in… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
People who talk shit to me on twitter make me so happy!! Thanks for the entertainment! — Chanel Dudley Copy Share Image
FASCISM You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When it comes down to it, @Taskrabbit is about neighbors connecting with neighbors — Leah Busque Copy Share Image
“Having instant feedback on twitter to research material I'm considering is an enormous help.” — Sara Sheridan Copy Share Image
The next person who says, Its not the heat, its the humidity will learn that its not my fist, but the impact. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's like, 'Sorry I passed you an STD but I really enjoy your quirky web presence.' — Hannah Copy Share Image
You can't have a nuanced debate on Twitter, it's just people shouting. — Olly Alexander Copy Share Image
In my government, I do Twitter on my own. I have no sponsorship, nothing. — Mamata Banerjee Copy Share Image
It no longer counts as remarkable that Egyptians organized their uprising on social media. — Barton Gellman Copy Share Image
A girl gives you breakfast in bed. The woman gives you breakfast and head. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“bubble-headed little twit without the sense of a mentally deficient turkey.” — Brock Deskins Copy Share Image
Companies can't delegate social media to the new college grad and think they have it covered. — Clara Shih Copy Share Image
WIFE, A person who sits up with you when you are sick, and puts up with you when you are not; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
