Twitter Quotes · Page 137

Social media reaches farther than we can physically reach with advertising.

— Tony Clark

You should actually tweet everything you do - it's your fucking personal diary not twitter.

— Nikhil Saluja

Having the most friends on Facebook is like sitting at the coolest table in a mental hospital cafeteria

— Shannon Wall

It's sick the way you people keep having sex without me.

— Nikhil Saluja

“There is a fine line between social networking and wasting your f**king life.”

— Andy Borowitz

That awkward moment when you post a status about someone, and that one person likes it..

— Anonymous

A girl leaves you breathless after sex. The woman leaves you in a coma.

— Nikhil Saluja

IMPREGNABLE: A woman whose memory of labour is still vivid.

— Nikhil Saluja

I don't have Twitter or Facebook or MySpace or any of those things. I think there's a kind of risky thing privacy…

— Hannah Murray

The fact that Facebook presents facial recognition programmes as a desirable development, well, that in itself is a decisive step toward fascism,…

— Christoph Waltz

A swarm of new business tools coming to phones and desktops near you promise to boost efficiency and streamline collaboration by borrowing…

— Ryan Holmes

The world outside Twitter was great. I read books. I reconnected with people I knew from real life and met them for…

— Jon Ronson

Honestly, I don't have anything to say to these online trollers because they don't have anything good to say about anyone.

— Aditya Narayan

That moment when you have a really clever facebook status, and a family member comments on it and just butchers the whole…

— Sean Tedford

'The Facebook Era' articulated a radical vision for how social media would transform media, relationships, and influence, creating new opportunities for businesses…

— Clara Shih

To steal a term from one of my Twitter followers, 'Deathlok' is the 'anti-villain.' He's on the side of the bad guys,…

— J. August Richards

“I had to do a booth for my mom on Saturday. Every time someone from school walked past, I could see them…

— Amanda Ashby

Short attention span is the new avant-garde. Everyone complains that we can no longer intake huge chunks of text. I find that…

— Kenneth Goldsmith

I just can't fathom tweeting, and I'd rather spend my time writing a book than a blog, but I rather grudgingly agreed…

— Debra Dean

We all have personal brands and most of us have already left a digital footprint, whether we like it or not. Proper…

— Amy Jo Martin

Twitter is so severe, you know? And it's completely for free, it's scattershot, and it's very easy to feel embarrassed. It's hard…

— Jonathan Ames

I realize that Facebook today is a global success with more than 600 million users worldwide. But I also understand, maybe a…

— Henning Mankell

In our era of celebrity, where every life is made public through email, blogs and Facebook, one of the greatest oddities may…

— Lily Koppel

Why would you let your girlfriend or boyfriend tell you to shut down your fb page for talking to the oppisit sex.…

— Kevin Mccarty

Facebook is my life I can't go a day with out a poke or chat. Video call or comment

— Author Name

HUSBAND, What is left of a lover, after the nerve has been removed;

— Nikhil Saluja

Honestly, I keep deleting Twitter because I hate it. And Instagram, I just kind of post updates.

— Ethel Cain

“You can’t use a blackmail photo as your profile shot on social media!”

— Kristi Abbott

If I had a girlfriend I would write her letters instead of using Twitter.

— Bill Kaulitz

Mostly, I stay out of social media conversations. But sometimes, they hunt me down and shoot at me anyway!

— Ani DiFranco

Imagine meeting someone who understood even the dustiest corners of your mixed up soul.

— Nikhil Saluja

If you hate someone and you want to screw their life, introduce them to Twitter.

— Nikhil Saluja

Women are like plug sockets. You have to stick something into all three holes before they work.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm not gonna lie, I check social media from time to time.

— Ben Shelton

I don't spend much time on Twitter. I joined because I found it funny.

— Tahar Rahim

There's a lot of people blocked on my Twitter for various reasons which I don't need to get into.

— Jamie Vardy

I was so against social media for such a long time, but now I can't live without it.

— Sebastian Stan

They changed the name to 'Facebook' because 'Stalk My Ex' seemed a little too creepy.

— Anonymous

Calling someone out over a social network is beyond low.

— Anonymous

Today, presence on social media has become a yardstick to be cast - the parameter to get a job.

— Priyanshu Chatterjee