Twitter Quotes · Page 135

I read the Drudge Report! And wander around Facebook sometimes!

— George Dyson

Facebook land, where everyone thinks your status is about them.

— Green Monk

I was on Twitter right in the first couple months that it was out.

— Andrew Keenan-Bolger

Anytime people read my tweets, they hear it in Auto-Tune.

— T-Pain

I tweet because it allows me to say anything I want and sometimes people respond.

— Kevin Biegel

I've been told by journalists that Facebook is upset anytime we're mentioned.

— Cameron Winklevoss

Facebook is like labor , like labor . You sit around and wait until something pops up .

— Anonymous

The internet service is merely a source of entertainment for those girls who use FB to find their BF.

— Vikrant Parsai

To be successful in engaging others, you must share AND create. If these actions are weighted, so is your potential for reach…

— Jamie Timbre

If Mark Zuckerberg doesn't understand something, it's not defeat. It's not even something he has to accept. It's merely a challenge he…

— Sarah Lacy

I think exploring the Internet's - and the Web's - ability to facilitate personal linkages is remarkable; and expect to see additional…

— Vint Cerf

STOREROOM: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything.

— Nikhil Saluja

Social media has been such a big important thing for young artists and minorities because it's a community to get noticed. It's…

— Petra Collins

I love facebook its like apart of me. And who ever put Facebook is like jail bring baq and its not jail…

— Jay'Da

Am I the only one that reads my tweets from the bottom up? I like to see what's happening in chronological order.

— Anonymous

You know you're getting old when your FB timeline is no longer filled with baby photos...but first day of school photos.

— Anonymous

Twitter has always been that refreshing place where I can quickly find out what is going on in my tech world. I…

— Brad Feld

Google is omniscient of what people search for and do. Facebook has over a billion subscribers, meaning Mark Zuckerberg has personal information…

— Eduardo Paes

“Trolls and haters are only distractions from your greater purpose. When you achieve your goals and success, not only will the trolls…

— Kailin Gow

When I started Instagram, I kind of just did what I like to do or to show the things I like, whether…

— Paloma Elsesser

I'm kind of a social person and I enjoy corresponding with people and checking out their Facebook pages. And it really doesn't…

— Chris Frantz

I try to share a lot of my life on Snapchat, Twitter, Instagram, everything. I really like interacting with fans on Twitter…

— Daya

“I have a strong aversion to Twitter, and yet there is a social obligation that forces me to pop in and spy…

— Jessica Park

People wouldn't go on Facebook unless they wanted to share with groups of people. But there is this perception that you have…

— Walt Mossberg

I think social media is painting an unattainable picture of perfection.

— Charlamagne tha God

People tell me they dont like me, well truth is I never said you had to Im not a Facebook status.

— Tam'rah Angel

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

— Nikhil Saluja

Twitter is basically just writing a bunch of one-liners - it's a short form or whatever.

— Chris Cubas

I've said this so many times and I will continue to say it: All I care about is if Black Twitter likes…

— Myha'la

My view of social media is that it is a set of tools, not a religion.

— Bill Keller

MARRIAGE, Occurs where a man gets hooked by his own line;

— Nikhil Saluja

I have an impersonal trainer. We meet at the gym, we dont talk, he works out alone, and I go home.

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook delete and block, the modern way of saying, Go f*ck yourself.

— Azgraybebly Joslan

That Awkward Momment WhenSomeone Deletes There Comment So It Looks Like Your Talking To Your Self..

— Anonymous

Sign on a frozen-food counter: Best meals you ever thaw.

— Nikhil Saluja

Australia is going to do great things for my Instagram feed.

— Keeley Hazell

I've quite often written tweets that I think are across that line, but I just delete them.

— Gary Lineker

BLOODY HELL FUCKING SHIT GOD DAMNIT I RIPPED MY KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON POSTER!

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook is a CRM for people. The days of the anonymous web is over. People expect more.

— Clara Shih

I don't want to be chatting with people over social media every day. I think that's a very dangerous thing.

— Jack Savoretti