Twitter Quotes · Page 133

That awkward moment when the same person you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again.

— Anonymous

I hope that people have more to say than 140 characters will allow them in their life.

— Matt Mullenweg

I always ignore the disgusting troll tweets I get because I honestly do not want to give them any attention.

— Chloe Madeley

I'm not a native English speaker but do post tweets in English.

— Choi Si-won

I read all my fan comments on my social media. I love answering questions.

— Rikishi

If I unfollow you or block you, please don't take it personnely. Take it very personnely.

— Nikhil Saluja

Twitter... 140 character limit... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers.

— E. A. Bucchianeri

“Social media’s like a brick — you can use it to build an orphanage or throw it through somebody’s car window.”

— Jon Ac

I've only very rarely sent a tweet to a politician. I think it could look a little too buddy-buddy if you're tweeting…

— Ed Henry

Why do they put alcohol on the arm of a death row inmate before they give him the needle? Are they afraid…

— Nikhil Saluja

When people come to Twitter and they want to express something in the world, the technology fades away. It's them writing a…

— Jack Dorsey

Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me, you all are nothing! Electricity: Keep talking,…

— Paperjam

The cyber threat has evolved dramatically since I left DOJ in 2005, partly just reflecting how much the digital world has itself…

— Christopher A. Wray

Social media puts reciprocity on steroids because now you can reach more people in more ways to do more things for them…

— Guy Kawasaki

I post all the time anyway. It's part of who I am. There's me IRL. There's me URL. That's just my life.…

— Petra Collins

Obviously the bar is much higher now for a behavior to be scandalous. Social media has really changed the way people live.…

— Curtis Sittenfeld

At WhatsApp, our engineers spend all their time fixing bugs, adding new features and ironing out all the little intricacies in our…

— Jan Koum

Social media are a catalyst for the advancement of everyone's rights. It's where we're reminded that we're all human and all equal.…

— Queen Rania of Jordan

I got into Facebook late, and I think if you get into Facebook late, you tend to use it the right way,…

— Quentin Tarantino

When you think about Twitter and you think what a dumb stupid throwaway technology, and then you have the Iranian elections and…

— Douglas Coupland

“I don’t know what that is. I don’t have Facebook.” “You don’t have Facebook?” I gasp. “How in the world do you…

— Aurora Rose Reynolds

I think of Twitter as the place where I go to have a great conversation when I can't have one locally, which…

— Naval Ravikant

Google and Facebook, each in their own way, have revolutionized the delivery of advertising based on search and social networking, creating a…

— Marcus Buckingham

By nature, I'm like a 90-year-old woman, so the whole internet and Twitter and Facebook, and all of that, I'm very new…

— Jennifer Love Hewitt

Elinor Lipman is to tweets what Shakespeare is to sonnets.

— Firoozeh Dumas

LOVE LETTERS, correspondence that should always bear the salutation: My Dearest, and Gentlemen of the Jury;

— Nikhil Saluja

My girlfriend said, I hate it when you finish my sentences. So I said, Period.

— Nikhil Saluja

I see that you retweeted my tweet...I accept your invitation for sex.

— Anonymous

Most of my Facebook friends are farmers, gangsters or cooks.

— Arjun Loveable

Facebook: helping you spy on people one click at a time.

— Anonymous

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

— Nikhil Saluja

It's adorable when sleep tries to compete with Facebook.

— Anonymous

Let him open your mind before he opens your Legs. The bond usually lasts longer.

— Nikhil Saluja

Facetwat a place to add all of the people u never wanted to talk to in highdchool

— Penis Face

I think above all else [The Social Network] is a love story. And something of a tragic one, I suppose.

— Andrew Garfield

“I was going to kill her. Murder, kill—and then for the kicker—unfriend her on Facebook.”

— Aaron M. Patterson

If Facebook was school I swear I'd have perfect attendance.

— Anonymous

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends Over And over again that you love them.

— Nikhil Saluja

Bingo! I love that game, but I can't remember what to say when you win.

— Nikhil Saluja

It's funny how someone who won't speak to you in public wants to be your friend on Facebook.

— Pretty Ladii