Twitter Quotes · Page 139

Spiders are nature's perverts... Why else are they found in the bathrooms?

— Nikhil Saluja

“The British version of 'Shit My Dad Says' is really entertaining.”

— Jeremy Scahill

I used to look for cameras in the mall to steal things, now I look to see if I can scratch my…

— Nikhil Saluja

I saw someone on Twitter describe Pence as the yin to Trump's yang and there is a truth in that.

— Mollie Hemingway

Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts, One for each face.

— Emalie Newhall

My best friend told me about a great 80's porn site. I fucking hope he meant the 1980's.

— Nikhil Saluja

I always believe that expressing grief on social media isn't enough, it is very important to take some action.

— Sonu Sood

Social media gives one a family to share one's life with.

— Sonu Nigam

Some people will LIKE whatever you post on your wall…and it's probably not because they like or understand it ... but it…

— Anonymous

“If you really wanna be a part of my life, you will get wet with the rain of tweets, be ready for…

— Balakoteswara Panchakshari

The important thing to remember is that social media isn't real and so much of what is being advertised isn't authentic or…

— Jenna Ortega

I get Twitter, and think it's a great way to keep it in touch, but I don't do it a lot. I…

— Tristan MacManus

People, liking and commenting First to like on a Facebook photo, Really? Will you get a diploma for that? Please Explain, Love…

— Donya Ina English

What it takes to combat a internet troll on the e-net is to face the troll, or never give in and respond…

— Doctavius

I avoid social media and articles written about me, because I'm human and negative comments pollute my head and make me feel…

— Camila Morrone

Everyone starts out with nobody listening to them and nobody to listen to. How and who you add determines what Twitter will…

— Laura Fitton

Especially with Instagram, I feel reluctant to make all the photos beautiful because I don't necessarily want to send this message that…

— Leandra Medine

I think celebrity has become almost normalized. I feel like we all live our lives in a pale imitation of celebrity. With…

— Jess Walter

You have to be careful with fans, they'll turn on you. They turn quick. Twitter can go dark fast. If you talk…

— Bruce Campbell

“The highlights you see on social media is not real life. Everyone you know faces their own challenges and struggles. Nobody’s life…

— Anthon St. Maarten

The main thing [of social media] is it allows us to speak directly with our fans and customers, getting that immediate feedback,…

— Karen Walker

To use a word I never thought I'd apply to myself, I've sort of become a Luddite with regard to information. Where…

— Mark Feuerstein

I think most artists will experience a lot of negative people on Twitter but, thank God, I've got so many followers that…

— Nicki Minaj

What Snapchat said was if we try to model conversations as they occur, they're largely ephemeral. We may try to write down…

— Evan Spiegel

I just find social media such a robotic experience, whereas punk was right in your face.

— Toyah Willcox

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person.

— Mark Zuckerberg

I feel like I'm the social network MySpace...always there even after you used and replaced me.

— Francine Chiar

To me, I absolutely cannot stand Twitter. I hate it more than anything.

— Melanie Martinez

Facebook: ________ & 57 others like this. Me: Y U NO JUST SAY 58 PEOPLE LIKE IT?!

— Anonymous

I feel like I should list 'Facebook creeping' as one of my hobbies.

— Anonymous

I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished.

— Nikhil Saluja

Did your mom drop you as a baby? Yeah, into a pool of sexy.

— Anonymous

Liking your own status on facebook is like giving yourself a high-five in real life.

— Anonymous

When I'm not on twitter tweeting awesome fucking shit, it's cause I'm busy fishing your sis.

— Nikhil Saluja

I think social media has reinvigorated people's enthusiasm to be active and to engage.

— Abi Morgan

Imagine life is like Twitter. If someone is talking crap about you, dont reply just BLOCK!

— Perez Hilton

Thanks to Photoshop I can show all my boys the hot ugly chicks I've banged on Facebook.

— Nikhil Saluja

Most relationships would end within an hour If Whatsapp decided to introduce Last seen talking to

— Nisha Kapoor

I feel like the people behind me are probably judging me for Facebook creeping myself...

— Anonymous

“It's good netiquette to avoid information that offends or challenge errors when confronted.

— David Chiles