Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry there's no Instagram filter to make you look less drunk in photos. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook really ought to change their relationship status option from Single to Single and Awesome. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing. Foursquare asks where I am. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Looks like Facebook and myspace got divorced but Facebook got the all the kids :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your friends facebook wasnt hacked, he just really loves penis. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't have a Twitter account. I don't go to fan club gatherings. I'm not one of those actors who spends a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people are like 'I'm deleting my Facebook/Twitter I'm sick of everything goodbye.' and then come online again like 10 seconds later... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm thankful for twitter and all the weird people on here they make me feel normal and we are some of the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is much like FACEBOOK. People will 'Like' your problems and 'Comment.' But no one is gonna solve them. Because everybody seems… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits so when you add Me it'll say... You are now friends with Benefits!!!! ;) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not a controlling boyfriend but if I had a girlfriend she wouldn't be tweeting half the stuff some of you 'taken'… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On the Internet, you only need two emails to become two different person, different name, different picture, different ways to say, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you find someone attractive on twitter there's a 100% chance they don't live near you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was having a good day until I went on Facebook and saw all the drama. Sigh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
FACEBOOK IS LIKE JAIL U SIT AROUND AND WASTE TIME, WRITE ON WALLS AND GET POKED BY PEOPLE U DNT KNO — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Social media is great if you want attention but hate leaving the comfort of your bed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure Facebook was invented by someone who wants me to fail Law school. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just because this is a facebook status, doesn't mean you have to like me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Note to self: carefully read the description of your friends moms facebook picture before asking 'Who's that tranny?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stop advertising your relationship on Facebook. Not everyone wants to see you happy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook should make it to where it says, 'Went from being in a relationship' to 'Problem solved.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear 5th grader, how are you in a complicated relationship on Facebook? What did they do, steal your animal crackers? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your friends facebook wasnt hacked, he just really loves dick... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're Facebook creeping on someone and accidentally friend request them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear 4th grader, How can you be in a complicated relationship? I mean WHAT, did he do steal your animal crackers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning paper? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In making these judgments, the team is guided by Facebook’s standards for acceptable expression.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is kind of like the matrix if you think about it... fake reality. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone asked me what book I read of the summer. I replied with, "Facebook." — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You wanna cry? Try using a tissue, it works much better than your Facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
