Oh, it's snowing outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows. i hate that — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Liking ur own status on face book is like giving urself a high five in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I positive Twitter was created by a cat lady as just another platform to talk about her cats. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's like being dumped when a person you like talking to on twitter unfollows you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not really a Facebook fan because I don't know how to use it! It's so complicated! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stop advertising your relationship on social networks; not everyone want to see you happy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't talk to you nor do I go on your page...why are you on my 'people I talk to regularly list'… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best relationships aren't shown on Facebook. In fact, if your relationship status is on Facebook, y'all are probably destined to fail. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you want to make money from Facebook? It's easy. Just go to your Account Setting, Deactivate your account, and Go To… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fridge full of food, nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes, nothing to wear. Internet full of sites, nothing to go on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone is Twittering alone in the forest, and nobody else is there to receive the tweet, is it just a 140… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't talk about my religious or political beliefs on twitter because it doesn't matter. What I believe isn't going to affect… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whats with these people taking pictures on instagram in the shower like ok shit idgaf that your in the shower just take… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do we need counselors at school? They act like our Facebook.. walking and talking Facebook that's all they are.. Or should… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like going to school u always meet new people but not the ones you wanna talk to — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never see a tombstone that said, died from not forwarding to ten people — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but you're on Twitter instead — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Facebook name should be nobody because when I like your status it will say nobody likes this! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A relationship is not like Facebook where you can sign in/out whenever you want. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's amazing how annoying some people can be with only 140 characters on Twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Was going to make facebook page but couldn't think of a self-description that wouldn't sound pathetic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Trying to earn the respect of a troll is like trying to piss against the wind. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was about to read your political rant that you posted on Facebook, but I just went on living my life instead. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is a lot like my sex life. Whenever I poke someone, they can't actually feel it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight! So I thought I'd tweet this while I wait for the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It could be just me being a rookie on Instagram but taking pictures of food? You have got to be kidding me,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like jail. You sit around, waste time, have a profile pictures, write on walls, and get poked by guys you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is my myspace page, It's NOT my real life, or my whole life, There's A LOT you don't know about me,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Next time you want to tweet about all guys being douchebags, stop and think about the happy couples and all the nice… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do porn sites have a 'Share to Facebook' button? Who watches porn and thinks, 'You know who'd really enjoy this? My… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I might seem biased, but I use Evernote every day. It came to me through my readers, who I'd asked for software… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fakebook aka when a girl or guy looks good on facebook and acts like they are the shit, but when you actually… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Aha, I really want to make a facebook account called 'nobody' so then I'll add enemies and it'd notify them saying nobody… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like to be out spoken say what's on my mind. if that means loosing a few Facebook friends then they weren't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To everyone on facebook moaning about how crap their lives are, just remember, so where out there someone is fighting for theirs... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
