If you find someone attractive on twitter there's a 100% chance they don't live near you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
FACEBOOK IS LIKE JAIL U SIT AROUND AND WASTE TIME, WRITE ON WALLS AND GET POKED BY PEOPLE U DNT KNO — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was having a good day until I went on Facebook and saw all the drama. Sigh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Social media is great if you want attention but hate leaving the comfort of your bed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stop advertising your relationship on Facebook. Not everyone wants to see you happy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook should make it to where it says, 'Went from being in a relationship' to 'Problem solved.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook friends are the best ! You never see them, yet they are there everyday. You never hear them, yet they have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Next time you want to tweet about all guys being douchebags, stop and think about the happy couples and all the nice… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is my myspace page, It's NOT my real life, or my whole life, There's A LOT you don't know about me,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fakebook aka when a girl or guy looks good on facebook and acts like they are the shit, but when you actually… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do porn sites have a 'Share to Facebook' button? Who watches porn and thinks, 'You know who'd really enjoy this? My… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I might seem biased, but I use Evernote every day. It came to me through my readers, who I'd asked for software… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like to be out spoken say what's on my mind. if that means loosing a few Facebook friends then they weren't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Aha, I really want to make a facebook account called 'nobody' so then I'll add enemies and it'd notify them saying nobody… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear 5th grader, how are you in a complicated relationship on Facebook? What did they do, steal your animal crackers? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just because this is a facebook status, doesn't mean you have to like me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Note to self: carefully read the description of your friends moms facebook picture before asking 'Who's that tranny?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter should automatically delete stuck up people, they belong on Facebook... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was going to post a status,but then I remebered I have family on facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before Twitter = Facebook. Before Facebook = Myspace. Before Myspace = MSN. Before MSN = Life — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before there were cellphones and Twitter and Facebook were people narcissistic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I once had a life¦ THen some idiot came and told me to make a FACEBOOK account !! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Writing about your disappointments and your life is for your diary not Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mum asked if I read books. I said yes then he asked the name of one and I said Facebook! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People say that things happen for a reason. So when I hit you up side the head, remember I had a reason. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wanting someone to pop up on Facebook chat, but I'm here, staring at the page, and nothing is happening. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Waking up in the morning and checking my Twitter like its the morning paper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on Facebook and you look like youre talking to yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook event invites from people you barely know should really have a 'seriously?' option in the reply. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The greatest thing about # Facebook , is that you can quote something and totally make up the source. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All the pictures you put up on social networks of you and your boyfriend will come back to haunt you when you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The people who come running to hug you after you havent seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“To live is to war with trolls in heart and soul. To write is to sit in judgement on oneself.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let me apologize right now for all of the drunk tweets & pictures that will be posted tonight. Dont hate me. Bye. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
