If you don't have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“To live is to war with trolls in heart and soul. To write is to sit in judgement on oneself.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let me apologize right now for all of the drunk tweets & pictures that will be posted tonight. Dont hate me. Bye. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
- When Somebody Cute Or Sexy Uploads Pictures Of Themself And He/She Gets 100 Likes Less Than 10 Seconds.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who else has dropped the phone on their face while laying in bed reading Facebook? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Jesus was your friend on Facebook, would you have goneahead and posted what you did today? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best thing about Facebook is writing a quote and putting a random name at the end, people will still believe it~Abraham… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I guess, one thing I've learned in life is to never invest too much emotion on one thing. 'Coz if you do,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The original dream of Facebook Platform was to enable developers to build experiences that were social at their core, like Facebook Photos,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The No. 1 most credible source of [online] recommendations is YouTube,” Rand says. “But a friend liking a brand page and sharing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God has no Phone, but I talk to him. Has no Facebook, but He is still my friend. He does not have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
1.ALERT!! Facebook tried to keep this quiet! As of tomorrow, Facebook will creep into your bathroom when you're in the shower and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you post a funny status on Facebook and someone has to ruin it by commenting being all serious. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Because of Facebook I have failing grades, insomnia & I'm slowly beginning to see the fake in people as the days go by. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh yeah we're so immature maybe I should post more pictures of pot on Instagram so I can be mature like you... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your graduation is merely the starting point of me watching you get fat and bald on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Former social media user who got sick of it all when I was banned at Digg in 2007. Now Im back. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Am I the only one who thinks it sounds desperate when someones facebook status says something like — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook tracks & records every site you visit on the Internet while you're logged into Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when it's Spring Break and you're sitting at home on Twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The more you tweet about why your hair color makes you better than others, the more I despise you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That smart question facebook ppl always ask. Whats your name?-And your name is displayed right there -.- — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My definition of giving someone the cold shoulder is no longer selecting them for my mass SnapChats. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is going to be good!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Almost considered doing something with my life, but thenI sat down and logged into Facebook — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a college dorm...regardless of the hour, somebody's up...also, somebody is drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a jail u sit around and waste time write on walls and get poked by people u dont even… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter, like watching TV, and taking naps! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I used to love my old twitter account, then everyone from work found me. This is my new account. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Choose your Facebook profile pic carefully. It'll be the one they use when you go missing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Twitter and Facebook were school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is like Twitter. You can't control what people say and do. You can just follow or unfollow them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
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