Who the fuck likes ALL my quotes and shit I post on here? like STALKER ! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter...with alliteration, no less! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please understand that my 'May Attend' response to your Facebook Event means 'No' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, I heard Twitter's replacing you. Hell yeah, karma's a bitch! Sincerely, MySpace. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Logging on to Facebook in the morning is like saying; Here! Have a bowl of drama to start your day off. It… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I should make my name on Facebook so when I see something stupid somebody posted and like it and when they check… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“SocialPoster is a gem that allows you easily post to different social networks. Supported networks are: Facebook Twitter Livejournal Vkontakte” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you comment on someones facebook status and they completely ignore your comment, but keeping answering everyone elses comments. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stop editing yalls pics. what if you go missing? how you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I nagged the person who took this photo until they uploaded it to Facebook and tagged me in it, even though we… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I started using Twitter about year after its very early adoption and ended up investing in it around that same time. I'm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like jail. You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook: Lying to people you know. Twitter: Be honest to people you don't know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just wanted you to know I hate you , and you should learn not to post things on social networks when being sneaky. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people buy snacks and they Instagram it to make people jealous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dayum. I see more relationship changes on Facebook than I do on Divorce Court! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love how the most insecure people on Facebook are the ones who post a new self portrait every 6 hours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a refrigerator. I keep checking, but nothing ever changes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love people who post about every detail of their life on facebook¦ then get mad because people are In their Business — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I log off because I'm bored but then I log back on after 5 minutes because I'm bored! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone posts the EXACT same status as you but gets 50x more likes — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Standing there in front of a closet full of clothes and thinking to yourself, 'I have nothing to wear!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's some mouthwash, use it maybe? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have Instagram, Twitter and Facebook. I guess that makes me an instant twit face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey Baby, You Wanna Come Over To Myspace & Twitter My Yahoo Till I Google All Over Your Facebook? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being extra careful not to accidentally like something when you're doing major Facebook creeping. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ummmm .. u want to come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo? I'll let u google all over my facebook baby! ;D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Right when I thought somebody actually cared about me, the Facebook notification turned out to be a Farmville request. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate social networks! Pictures don't define beauty, words don't define beauty, but personality does. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm ready to take our relationship to the level of appearing together in a Facebook profile picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instagram stalking is all fun and games until you accidentally press the like button. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you constantly post about something or someon...99.9% you still miss it . Stop fooling yourself — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The lack of intelligence, narrow minded views and pure ignorance I see on social networks sometimes is a joke. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
