When you first joined Facebook you never knew how many family members had one! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm just here for the discourse of self-fulfillment through social media. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is my Facebook news feed all about babies, engagement rings, and weddings? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook creeping yourself to make sure there's nothing for other girls to hate on... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook creeping is a slippery slope...One thing leads to another and you're just like 'what happened? Who is this? How did I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Google always looks great, but it’s only for people who are already searching for something. If you’re just out there fishing for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear camera whores, this is Facebook. Not an online application for a job as a prostitute. Sincerely, put some clothes on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook should make a 'Wow that's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard, you should be punched in the throat.' button. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, youre popular on facebook? Thats cool. I mean, these days its easy to have 1,500 friends that youve never met before. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like guys they keep coming back even know you don't care and you check then out for a while till… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just a reminder that your Valentine's Day plans for me will be broadcast in real-time on at least three social media platforms. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate the new facebook thing where it says when they seen your message, because I would rather think that they didn't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment someone's happy you liked their status... and you un-like it while they're still online. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From the day Facebook launched in 2004, the profile was the most critical page on the site. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wanted you but you made me feel like an option so I had to let you go. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you dont like what I fucking post there is a Unfriend Button right there… hahaha — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Talked about me on Facebook one day,Unfriended me the next…well that's one less wanna be to worry about.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook; Letting you put your nose in other people's business since 2004. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Maybe we can have a public database of all people alive. When someone dies they get deleted. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A generation raised on Google and 'cut and paste' homework. And were surprised when someone 'steals' a tweet? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just an FYI that you made it through my spring cleaning of Facebook friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope the snowstorm doesn't impact my schedule of aimlessly wasting my day online — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is 1) An obsession. 2) A distraction. 3) A tracking device. 4) Where drama lives. 5) Everybodys diary — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When half the males on Twitter tweet about treating girls right. Practice what you preach. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know for a fact that I would be happier without social media in my life but I can't bring myself to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Am I the only one that reads my tweets from the bottom up? I like to see what's happening in chronological order. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well. Sincerely, Myspace — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have so many friends on facebook, and so many peole 'like' me. But where are my besties? and who loves me? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stop complaining on Facebook! Worse things have happened to better people, so shut up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
1 Facebook friend request* 0 Mutual friends. You're not even from my country, how the hell did you find me ?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on facebook and you look like you're talking to yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Normal people are popular in real life. Obsessive people are popular on Twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
