I wonder if my cat would think I'm too clingy if it ever saw how many of its pictures are on my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear future husband, I refuse to be one of those couples that has a joint Facebook account. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Reading illiterate people's poorly written Facebook statuses will always be a highlight of my day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The government could fix everything that's wrong with the country if they'd simply read my Facebook updates. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Trying to find the best quotes on Google to put on your facebook status, just to get attention! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ghetto language. Bathroom = Baafrumm. Refrigerator = Fridgerataa. Remote control = Moken troll. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stop taking your private matters to public platforms. Don't complain about people being all in your relationship, when you're personally sending out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when a Facebook relationship status update not only informs you that youre now suddenly single, but that youve also… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone comments on a really old picture and you realize they were probably stalking your page. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont give a fuck if this shit gets large or not, just have to show these clowns running around facebook with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook, craze book, Its a damn disgrace book- Thinking someones your friend, but you check & you've been erased Book- Sneak book,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter is cool cause you can be sitting at home & it feels like you're out with people but without the bad… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Telling to yourself that you're going to bed, when you're actually not and then having to hold back from posting things on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you're getting old when your FB timeline is no longer filled with baby photos...but first day of school photos. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What the hell is this Instagram I see this food everywhere on the Facebook and have no idea how to eat it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The problem with social media is you can figure out too much & usually it's info you're happier without. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love facebook because it helps me remember what I did the night before when I blacked out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when people start stuff on your Facebook status and you just don't want to get involved. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is my friend. YouTube is my voice. Google is my brain. Twitter is my heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom and dad, it's okay that you're on Facebook, but please don't invade Twitter now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Without social networks, you're not the coolest thing on the Christmas list, and you're not getting any bite. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If You Don't Like What Anyone Is Going To Say On Your Facebook Status Then Don't Put Up Anything Personal — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook Should get a 'I Don't Even Know you' button, for the dumbasses who like to try to add people they don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Behind every meaningful and touching tweet there's someone dying inside. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am so happy that my twitter feed is packed with binders full of Obama fans... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Worst Pain In Life Is When Someone You Know Turns Into Someone You Knew.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You should really consider creating two Facebook accounts, one for each face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Because of Facebook I never miss an argument, know when there's gonna be a fight and when people break up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I post something, I would like to type your name and post in every minutes . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If all your tweets are about what other people are doing wrong, maybe it's time to go to your happy place. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter looks boring from the outside, But once your inside, its like freaking Narnia. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't really remember, but I think my life must have been a lot more productive before I discovered Facebook... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rest assured that however crappy your Valentine's Day is, Instagram can make it look romantic... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
