Facebook should have an optional newsfeed that includes weddings and babies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies, when a guy whistles at you, ignore him. You're a lady, not a dog. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Making a facebook status about me is real mature. I have a face for a reason.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter is 1) An obsession. 2) A distraction. 3) A tracking device. 4) Where drama lives. 5) Everybodys diary. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you post a status about someone, and that one person ends up liking it.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I realized Facebook was a drug when I caught myself sneaking into the bathroom at work just to use it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your boss sends you a friend request on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook, where you can stalk your exes, freak out your frends, and go from normal to bi polor in 30 secounds! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So I just started instagram. But be warned! I will take pictures of funny and maybe disturbing contents of things. Follow me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
@MSuleiman_ WHEN I TELL YOU TO BRING YOU A$$ ON SQ , THERE'S A REASON ! YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE TALKING… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Jesus could get on Twitter and be like 'fear not, child. I know for a fact that your going to heaven!' and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The offering of only one narrow slice of ourselves is especially pernicious on social networks like Facebook and Instagram, where we show… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going to make a facebook account called No one. Then I'll like random people's status, then it will say No one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If girls were as nice to each other in real life as they are in Facebook comments, think how different the world… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As much as I say I hate drama on twitter, I kinda wish those fights would happen during the day so I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What does it show when your popular on facebook... Shows you have no life — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People say that things happen for a reason. So when I hit you up side the head, remember I had a reason. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wanting someone to pop up on Facebook chat, but I'm here, staring at the page, and nothing is happening. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Waking up in the morning and checking my Twitter like its the morning paper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on Facebook and you look like youre talking to yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook event invites from people you barely know should really have a 'seriously?' option in the reply. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The greatest thing about # Facebook , is that you can quote something and totally make up the source. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All the pictures you put up on social networks of you and your boyfriend will come back to haunt you when you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The people who come running to hug you after you havent seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter should automatically delete stuck up people, they belong on Facebook... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was going to post a status,but then I remebered I have family on facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before there were cellphones and Twitter and Facebook were people narcissistic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before Twitter = Facebook. Before Facebook = Myspace. Before Myspace = MSN. Before MSN = Life — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I once had a life¦ THen some idiot came and told me to make a FACEBOOK account !! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Writing about your disappointments and your life is for your diary not Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mum asked if I read books. I said yes then he asked the name of one and I said Facebook! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook friend suggestion, yeah I know him, but I fucking hate him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of life's mysteries: why someone who won't speak to you in public wants to be your friend on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you are stalking someone's facebook photos and you accidentally click LIKE. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Okay, Seriously. Facebook isn't your psychologist. If your crying go get a tissue. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
