I am scrolling through someone's instagram photos and accidentally doing a double tap. 'Oh yes! Now I'm a creeper.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May changing your Facebook relationship status as an April Fool's joke not cause the end of your relationship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They changed the name to 'Facebook' because 'Stalk My Ex' seemed a little too creepy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you post a status about someone, and that one person likes it.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when it's silent in class and your stomach decides to make a dying walrus sound. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its amazing how many times Ive signed on to Facebook chat & have instantly signed off upon noticing someone online. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont need your twitter password nor your phone password. I dont need you to tell me everywhere you go. I just… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you have a problem with ME, the best person to talk to about it should be me right? Not twitter or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People claim Facebook isn't your complaint desk or diary.. But like I believe it clearly sayswhat's on your mind? so I can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think its called 'twitter'. BUT they might have changed it to 'desperate girls searching for any morsel of male attention. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would eat healthy but remember that 1 time Adam & eve ate an apple in the garden of Eden & doomed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to meet some of my friends on Facebook that I've never met in real life but after seeing some… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you are about to like someones Facebook status and then you see it was posted 43 seconds ago... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hahaha when you get really bored and you're on 3 Facebook accounts Your Tablet, Your Phone, and Your computer hahahaha (: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So I won't give up alcohol, boys, being judgmental or sarcasm but I'll definitely give up drunk texting for Lent. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yeah it's so funny calling someone out on twitter, but you don't realize how easy words can kill. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Face book is like going to the refrigerator, you know nothing is in there but you check it anyway. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Calling someone out on social networking isnt okay, and it doesn't make you look cool in any way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stop! Wasting time on facebook. It's bad. Wasting time on arguing with people, that dislikes what you love is worse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whatever you think of Facebook, you cannot fault it for lack of ambition. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook needs these buttons: Dislike, Who cares?, Are you stupid?, and Shut the f*ck up — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just saved a ton of money on Christmas presents by discussing politics on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Log off Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, grab phone, check Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I can't help but wonder, 'Mom is that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When my girlfriend is angry, I go to Facebook and constantly refresh my relationship status to see if I'm single again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tell Me Why We've Got More Pictures Of T.K. On Here Then Most Other Things. - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people think my tweets be about them like bitch , aint nobody thinking about you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We don't choose the person we fall for, It usually hits us like a bullet Then BANG! We bleed.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Social media is your opportunity to reach a massive number of people with transparency, honesty, and integrity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know your addicted to facebook when you keep looking if anyone likes your status... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people unfollow me I feel like that's the official way of them saying were no longer friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
