Honesty is the best policy. Unless, of course, you're posting a Facebook Profile picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it. You get a small rush ofhappiness when your crush likesyour facebook picture or status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does everyone have a weird Facebook acquaintance that comments on all their shit, or is it just me? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't even take a picture these days without someone yelling at me, 'You better not put that on Facebook!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its about time that You take "Its complicated" off your facebook Relationship status and realize its over... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like relationships. Faithful on your walls but cheating in your inbox. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have better things to do with my time than stalk people I hate on Facebook, but then again I've never been… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Breaking News: Instagram is down for maintenance! The girls come out in the streets showing their printed photos in guys faces and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate facebook stalkers, they like every status you put up, talk to EVERY DAY, and when you cut them off they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“study recently published by researchers at the University of California, San Francisco, Cornell and Facebook suggests that social networks can” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know. Twitter is the place I spill everything about my feelings when no one is willing to listen. It's like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I have the urge to just delete all my social networking sites so I can stop getting attached to people from… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wish I could retweet myself because I keep making the same mistakes & I never learn from it so I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going to make a facebook account called No one. Then I'll like random people's posts and it'll say No one likes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't choose your family but you can delete their differing political beliefs from your Facebook wall. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those people with cars as their Facebook picture… …So, you're a Transformer?! e_e 1 — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A breakup isn't official until the minute the heart breaks on Facebook & I dumped you first so I win. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people's Facebook activity makes me want to defriend them in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just a reminder that you dont have to tell Facebook or Twitter goodnight...you can just shut up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Am I on facebook because I'm bored, or am bored because I'm on facebook? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A lot of people say that social media is making us all dumber, but I not think that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was little I used to say a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, ELEMENO p.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They want you to come to their self pity party, so they broadcast their discontent on Facebook and Twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people can keep up twitter conversations so well but can't even reply your texts... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is so much drama on Facebook, I'm surprised that they don't have an reunion show! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook asks What's on your mind? I ask Do you REALLY want to know whats going through MY head? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your mom/dad has more friends than you do on facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Okay. Don't talk to me any more... And delete me from your Facebook Friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The moment someone's happy that you liked their status... and then you un-like it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your status is referring to someone and that someone comments/likes it!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a girl screenshots pictures of you from facebook & send it to other people.. tf? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those Instagram filters make your pictures look nice...but you need to get it together can't put a filter on life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
