I am scrolling through someone's instagram photos and accidentally doing a double tap. 'Oh yes! Now I'm a creeper.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May changing your Facebook relationship status as an April Fool's joke not cause the end of your relationship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They changed the name to 'Facebook' because 'Stalk My Ex' seemed a little too creepy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook: ________ & 57 others like this. Me: Y U NO JUST SAY 58 PEOPLE LIKE IT?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter makes you improve your writing, The 140 character limit forces you to master the art of getting to the point. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyones bathroom looks like 1 mirror at a time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think teenagers nowadays are depending too much of their life on Social Network sites. Facebook, Twitter. What would your life be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me, you all are nothing. Electricity: Keep talking, b-ches. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've learned that facebook…completely brainwashes your mind all night, all day and even till early hours of the morning… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook should change the relationship status 'Its complicated' to 'It's confusing and stressful and we're seeing other people.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter created fame whores. Instagram has narcissistic people. Grindr is full of superficial gays, and Facebook made me vomit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your status to 'Single' and wait 3-5 minutes... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I give friends tough love: Track your brand's conversation online, listen, don't ignore, and then fix it! Or someone else will. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you think that a social media platform is a proper location to argue your political beliefs you should probably just shut… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Liking your own status on facebook is like giving yourself a high-five in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel like the people behind me are probably judging me for Facebook creeping myself... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just an FYI that you made it through my spring cleaning of Facebook friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope the snowstorm doesn't impact my schedule of aimlessly wasting my day online — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is 1) An obsession. 2) A distraction. 3) A tracking device. 4) Where drama lives. 5) Everybodys diary — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Maybe we can have a public database of all people alive. When someone dies they get deleted. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A generation raised on Google and 'cut and paste' homework. And were surprised when someone 'steals' a tweet? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment someone's happy you liked their status... and you un-like it while they're still online. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From the day Facebook launched in 2004, the profile was the most critical page on the site. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wanted you but you made me feel like an option so I had to let you go. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you dont like what I fucking post there is a Unfriend Button right there… hahaha — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Talked about me on Facebook one day,Unfriended me the next…well that's one less wanna be to worry about.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook; Letting you put your nose in other people's business since 2004. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you first joined Facebook you never knew how many family members had one! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm just here for the discourse of self-fulfillment through social media. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is my Facebook news feed all about babies, engagement rings, and weddings? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook creeping yourself to make sure there's nothing for other girls to hate on... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people unfollow me I feel like that's the official way of them saying were no longer friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
