Hopefully one day your life will be as cool as you make it appear on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably unfriend me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If we have 75 mutual friends on Facebook and we aren't friends, the likelihood that I fucking hate you is 100%. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkard moment when you post a status about someone, and that person likes it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When social media posts come back to haunt you. Why we all need a right to be forgotten online. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Facebook Inc is in talks to buy drone maker Titan Aerospace for $60 million,” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I used to wonder what itd be like to read other peoples minds. Then I got a Facebook account, and Im over… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your status to 'Single' and wait 3-5 minutes... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I give friends tough love: Track your brand's conversation online, listen, don't ignore, and then fix it! Or someone else will. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you think that a social media platform is a proper location to argue your political beliefs you should probably just shut… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've learned that facebook…completely brainwashes your mind all night, all day and even till early hours of the morning… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook should change the relationship status 'Its complicated' to 'It's confusing and stressful and we're seeing other people.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me, you all are nothing. Electricity: Keep talking, b-ches. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think teenagers nowadays are depending too much of their life on Social Network sites. Facebook, Twitter. What would your life be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 5 it should default to 'Unstable.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook … — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Katie_benson92 I wish facebook would notify me when people delete me, that way I can Like it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont post on facebook about sluts, everyone might think your talking about yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Social media can be powerful. Imagine if we all decided to celebrate instead of tear down. We all have things we like. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook should change it from Friends to People Ive made eye contact with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The feeling when you tell someone your going to bed but your not and you want to post something on facebook lol — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*Gaines new follower* Who the fuck are you? *Looks at pictures* Oh damn, waddd uppp sexy? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm glad you work out your issues on Facebook rather than half-naked on stage in front of millions of people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think I'm addicted to Twitter. Ive starting losing interest in convos that go over 140 characters. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry you're old enough to fear seeing Facebook photos of your friends in bathing suits. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Myspace is to social media what bologna is to meat. It technically is, but not really. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Twitter, Sometimes I need more than 140 characters to describe what's on my mind!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If facebook did have a dislike button there would be a lot of hurt feelings. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In today's world, the key to success is to delete your Facebook account! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to merge MySpace, Facebook, YouTube and Twitter and call it: MY FACE YOU TWIT!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do like the way twitter marks all sex offenders with little blue ticks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel like relationships would be much more successful if they weren't so dependent on social media. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'I hate when girls post bikini pics to Facebook. It's so degrading.' Said no one ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
